Just think.debauchery,whips,chains,leather,bondage,the lot!
surely that is BLISS?!Isn't everyones idea of heaven different?
fuk being stuck on a cloud playing a harp......!
2006-07-09 13:55:56 · 52 answers · asked by snuffylover4 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
P.s I love going to fetish clubs and never want it to end when I pop my clogs!
2006-07-09 14:09:30 · update #1
Yesw I am English!
2006-07-09 14:13:30 · update #2
So if I be reeealy good on Earth,will God put me in a dungeon?[which I want him to?!]
2006-07-09 14:17:37 · update #3
apparantly,this life is purgatory.well-it's not exactly perfect,is it?!
2006-07-09 14:59:44 · update #4
me, not so much.
2006-07-09 13:57:16 · answer #1 · answered by CC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL You're too cute. Actually, if you read the Bible, it says you'll enjoy a Paradise on Earth, and promises Heaven for only a few. So, would you rather enjoy eternal life as a young, healthy person on a perfect Earth, never getting sick or dying or sleeping forever in the grave (the burning hell doesn't exist in the Bible except as a Parable). It is based on a Pagan belief, the same as the aspostate teaching that all Christians are going to Heaven. Even Christ said to the Thief "today, I tell you, you will be with me in Paradise." Jesus had ressurected 2 people before he died, yet the bible mentions that HE was the first person raised from the grave, if they weren't in Heaven, where were they? They were in the grave, waiting for the Paradise Adam lost to be restored. (Col. 1:18; Acts 26:23) Great question!!!
2006-07-09 14:04:35 · answer #2 · answered by Derek W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm torn about this.
DO you actually get to do fun stuff in Hell or is that just what the brochure says? I would definitely be up for it if that were the case. But I'm afraid it may just amount to getting tied to a wall, burned alive, being ripped apart, skewered, electrocuted, stabbed, eaten by sharp-toothed beasts, and raked across hot coals.
ARE you confined to sitting on a cloud playing a harp in Heaven? I don't know. Maybe once you're good on Earth, you can go full-balls-out in Heaven. Who knows, they may have massive orgies, hot dog-eating contests, and other fun things in Heaven.
I look at it this way; if you go to Heaven and don't like it, I'm sure you can get yourself kicked out. But if you go directly to Hell, I think you're stuck there even if you don't like it. So try Heaven first. But if you're right and Hell is more fun, look me up when you get there! I'll be the weird-looking tall guy with big pointy horns, and hopefully with some mutated animals for pets. You can find me in da club.....
2006-07-09 14:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by I Know Nuttin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok mate here's the thing...the whole whips and chains and little devil with horns and one massive burning cave thing is um, fiction. Just like Santa, and the easter bunny, etc.
Hell and Heaven, God and Satan DO exist.
But noone knows what Hell will be exactly like, it says something about fire and burning in the Bible, but that may be a metaphor, either way no one knows.
But I know one things for sure, God won't be putting unrepenting sinners there so they can have fun, that's for sure!
It will be worse than your worst nightmare... so maybe you should concentrate on heaven.
Peace.
2006-07-09 14:02:14 · answer #4 · answered by L1ngg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend (my college roommate) had a brother-in-law who died but was brought back. Near death experience ... with a twist. He felt a burning heat and the most vacant feeling of despair he could have ever imagined. Total emptiness.
Thankfully the doctors revived him and he lived an additional two years. As soon as he could leave the hospital he RAN to the nearest Church and was saved from having to visit that place (your dreamed of Nirvana) ever again. He then spent the rest of his short life on street corners trying to warn those with whom he once "played". He said he wanted to warn people of what awaited them after their lives of debauchery. Some listened ... some didn't.
There are whips and chains in your future but you, my young friend, will be in possession of neither ... they'll be used ON you. The "hell-fire" you will also experience is just a little bonus. Enjoy.
2006-07-09 14:20:32 · answer #5 · answered by aviator147 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are very amusing....you actually think that hell will be a place much like earth where you can do and say what you like ...it is described in the Bible as a place of torments....I don't think you will like it all......and heaven is not at all like you say.....if you want to know what God says what both are like,.. pick up the bible and read it and find out for yourself...or you can stay ignorant till you die and go there but then again I have a strong feeling you are not going to like it once you get there and then you cant change your mind...so why not see what the truth really is and then once you have heard all the options then choose.....
2006-07-09 14:48:10 · answer #6 · answered by shiningon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone tries to be self righteous and follow the ways of god to bask in the kingdom of heave, but in reality they don't care or else they would not sin, then again every little thing is considered a sin. The truth is, if there is a heaven and hell, then heavens a lonely place...
2006-07-09 13:58:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snuffylover quit trying to irritate the happy-clappy bible-bashing people, you'll make them lose sleep!! Yeah I see where you're coming from, I could think of a so many things worse than being stuck in a hot place with whips and chains... and you!!
2006-07-09 14:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by Burnsie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell is the worst idea ever dreamt up by the writers of religious books. As Thomas Paine said, a religion that scares children is not worthy of the name.
2006-07-09 14:01:59 · answer #9 · answered by kanajlo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not hell, that's the local bondage bar on a Friday night lol.
You sure have a big misconception of what heaven and hell are, hope you get that worked out before you die!
2006-07-09 13:57:55 · answer #10 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell ,Yes it is a place for perversion.and the whips and chains are for your eternal pain of being tormented every second of your being there (eternity)in pitch black.The parts of your body you used for sin will be ripped off and torn and than restored to normal.As well as you burning in fire. ARE YOU THAT IGNORANT.??????
2006-07-09 14:03:25 · answer #11 · answered by christina p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋