I went to the store the other day.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a d*mn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket!
So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, howabout giving a guy a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil necked nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him a horse sh*t!
He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a d*mn. My car was parked around the corner...
2006-07-09 13:51:55 · 25 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Uhh..Pepsi, you have issues. Can you not see what category this is under? Jeesh! Don't come around me & vent to me because you don't have perfection in your life. If you didn't like my comment, joke, question...whatever, you could always NOT click "answer this question"
2006-07-09 14:39:57 · update #1
LMAO hey I'm gonna definitely try that. Thats real funny. What the hells up with some people, Get a god damn sense of humour transplant pepsi. These people really piss me off.
2006-07-12 11:58:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The answer is no. Hate is a waste of man's time. I am guessing that You don't have anything better to do with your life. I could be mistaken. I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
Love and not hate makes for a healthier body, mind and life.
2006-07-09 21:09:18 · answer #2 · answered by Pepsi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is an example of a police that suffers from low self exteme. He or she must show through the position that they have that they have pseudo power over others. Some really need therapy and yours is an example of such.
2006-07-09 20:58:25 · answer #3 · answered by DrLapaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time and I don't know if I could be so cruel but maybe to a few in the past. But hate isn't in me so much anymore.
2006-07-09 20:55:55 · answer #4 · answered by ♥My 2 Cents♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cops I have dealt with slammed me in the back of their car, trying to give away my property to the other people I was sitting with for asking a question saying I was arguing with him.
2006-07-09 21:06:31 · answer #5 · answered by denverthanks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-07-09 20:56:46 · answer #6 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that! But my luck...he'd slap cuffs on me for disturbing the peace or some other crap!
2006-07-09 22:54:41 · answer #7 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God that was funny! I've never heard that 1 b4. I gotta remember it.
2006-07-09 21:39:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that sucks! gees. I hope it really was your enemy or esle so much for your good deed of the day.
2006-07-09 20:56:00 · answer #9 · answered by G-gnomegrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2006-07-09 20:56:17 · answer #10 · answered by canela 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋