Mine is... "Change is good. You go first!"
2006-07-09 13:45:38 · 36 answers · asked by Sugar_Mama 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In front-"Stop staring at me!"
In back-"Stop following me!"
2006-07-09 14:09:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 6⤋
"It's only funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious!"
"My hate is divided equally amongst you all"
"The funny thing about this shirt is, by the time you realize it doesn't say anything, it's too late to stop reading it. Stupid."
"Don't believe everything you hear....unless it's on the internet."
"I'm not a stalker. I'm just persistant."
"The only difference between you and me is our medication."
"I'm not gay, but my weiner is."
"Sometimes life sucks, but making fun of you makes it better."
"If u c4n r34d th15, u R mY dr33m grrrl."
"My mustache brings all the girls to the yard."
"I put the laughter in slaughter."
"I am stabbing you with my mind."
"I'm not crazy, I just do bad things when I don't get my meds."
"If I was lying....wouldn't my pants be on fire?"
2006-07-09 14:13:55 · answer #2 · answered by KousukeAsazuki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maternity shirt that said
Ask, then touch
But instead of putting it on the belly, it was written across the boobs!
2006-07-09 15:24:16 · answer #3 · answered by Strange question... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw a beautiful young woman with a chest any of us would die to have, wearing a tight fitting tee shirt that simply asked, "Got Cookies?"
......... and I was jealous that I didn't have the body or the nerve to wear it....!!
2006-07-09 13:54:06 · answer #4 · answered by TriviaFunster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can read this shirt, you are NOT George W. Bush.
I would never actually wear something so inflammatory, but it made me laugh out loud.
2006-07-09 13:48:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A great motorcycle shirt...printed on the back "If you can read this shirt then the B*&(ch fell off"
2006-07-09 14:25:20 · answer #6 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a long time ago I saw someone with a shirt that said " I just ran into Tammy Faye " and it had mascara and lipstick smears all over it....
or..."Body by Nautilus, Brains by Mattel "
2006-07-09 13:59:55 · answer #7 · answered by DRD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
''yo boyfriend's man brought me this shirt'' an this 1 '' i'm definetily up 2 somethin
2006-07-09 14:54:33 · answer #8 · answered by Restricted 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friens has a shirt and it says WONDER across the front of her chest.
mines says hugs are better than drugs
2006-07-09 13:58:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont take sh** from no body....
Not even you mom!
lol thats so mean but so funni at the same time
2006-07-09 14:08:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My two favorites:
Employee cannot open safe...?
.....That's all right.
....I CAN OPEN IT!
And
Driver carries less than twenty dollars...?
THEN I SUPPOSE THAT WILL HAVE TO DO.
2006-07-09 15:29:08 · answer #11 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋