guys....correct me if im wrong but?

Question

i think i got it figured out

i was talkin with one of my friends(a guy) and i think i figured out what yall want

beer/hard liquer
sex
the remote to a big screen placed stratigically in front of the couch
food
and a girl that will give you all of that, without complaining (with the whole love thing, of course)

anything else?

ok and for yall who have sticks up ur a**es, that isnt everything, of course, im not that stupid, kinda of a joke thing and letsohhostel got it..

Answer 1

thats the basics, but every guy has other things he wants too. like i have always wanted a 747 jumbo jet, but thats just me.

Answer 2

And to you, these are the keys to the kingdom???

Lets try and add a little bit more.....especially to the "girl who will give you all of that".......

Most men are not that simple....they like to be challenged, stimulated, teased, and even a chance to pursue/conquer YOU. They don't really want a servant in the house. ( Well, now during sex....that's a whole different subject). It's more about attitude with men. If you make them feel valued, respected, needed, and like the sexiest man in the room......You won't need to keep him tanked on beer, and he won't remember to look for the remote because he'll be too busy sexing you up!!

Answer 3

I'd say that's the initial opinion, but if they've ever been in a real, committed relationship, he'd know there's more to life than that. There's love and happiness. Companionship, someone you can talk to comfortably about anything, someone you can put all your trust in and never have to second guess it. I personally don't drink, and I'm done having sex for a long time, the big screen would be nice, but not if your companion wouldn't enjoy it with you.

Answer 4

Uhhh... Witchcraft and magic were the religious practices in the previous the spred of Christianity. the historic Egyptian priest practiced magic. The Druids did, too. As did the Norse shamen. And a twin of Pan ought to were the muse for the Christian depiction of devil, alongside with factors of alternative pagan Gods. yet in case you propose became it contiguously practiced and is it in any respect the same in the present day because it became then, the answer isn't any. in the present day we've recconstructionist practices which attempt to worship and use magic like contained in the previous (sans sacrifices, etc). So in the present day, they're at perfect a bastardized version of the historic practices, simply by lack of knowlede and contemporary morality.

Answer 5

A computer too. Also, just saying "sex" is not enough. You need to have sex on command. That may be 2 to 3 times a day. And yeah, the less you bother us, the better. Those are the secrets to a long lasting relationship.

Answer 6

i also would like some kids and the woman to be a good mother, to be able to go out with my friends without the woman, some pot, lift some weights, ride my motorcycle, get into some good fist fights, and sex yes but with many different women cause variety is where its at.

Answer 7

i dont drink beer or alcohol
i hope not to have sex till marriage
i dont watch much TV, id rather go outside and play sports
i am a healthy eater
i just want love and support from a girl.
and lots of hugs and kisses

so i guess youre wrong

Answer 8

I think you got a lot of it pegged, but there's one important thing that's missing.

intellectual stimulation

guys need it. you'll find (mature) guys won't stay with a girl they can't converse with. same as women.

Answer 9

I am more into the female than the T.V. , not neccesarily the sex either.

Answer 10

You're smart, but remember not all men are like that.