A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
2006-07-09 13:07:18 · 7 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmaoooo yes thats so funny
2006-07-09 13:15:20 · answer #1 · answered by lisa 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
hahahaha kinda old but still very very awesome lols check ya later â¥
2006-07-10 02:11:44 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny. It really was his wife wasn't it???
2006-07-09 20:13:27 · answer #3 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Good one
2006-07-09 20:13:33 · answer #4 · answered by Paul P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha thats an ok joke
2006-07-09 20:10:26 · answer #5 · answered by silverback_viper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-07-09 20:49:05 · answer #6 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2006-07-09 20:13:33 · answer #7 · answered by The Guru 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋