2006-07-09 13:00:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Parrot Boy
An old man is sitting on a bench in central park when a teenager with a rainbow hair-dyed mohawk spiked up like a punk rocker and a nose ring sits down next to him.
The man begins to stare at him for a long time in shock.
Then the teenager says, "What you looking at old man?"
The man replys, "Nothing, nothing."
Again the man begins to stare at him for a long time and the teen says, "What's your problem, old man, you never did anything crazy when you were a kid?"
The old man replies, "Yeah, the thing is when I was a teen I got real, real drunk and f_u_c_k_e_d a parrot, and I was thinking that you might be my son."
2006-07-09 21:14:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
When I was in high school, I had a history teacher who was also a coach. During the summer it would get really hot in the class, so he would let us open the windows. But whenever the windows were open flies would get into class and they would be flying all over the place. Anytime a fly got near one of us, we would roll up a piece of paper and swat it. Well, it started to get out of hand and one guy in my class picked up a page from the newspaper and snuck up on one of the flies and *smack!* - swatted the ---- out of it. So another guy from the back of the class goes, "Cooooacchhh..... he hit that fly so hard I fawted!"
I was rollin'- that had to be one of the funniest things I have ever heard anybody say.
2006-07-09 13:17:45 · answer #2 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want someone to insult you? You look like a very nice person to me! (Yes, I want the 10 points.)
2006-07-09 13:16:07 · answer #3 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at artwork from time to time if the lavatory is occupied you take advantage of the different bathing room so my instructors husband and her went to the gas station save they observed a cop they did not concepts then they were speaking about issues so he become getting into to the lavatory and interior the mens room turned right into a females cop he become so embarrassed and that i imagine the cop become to he idea if become gonna get arrested yet he did not cuse it become an twist of destiny!!! hahahahahaha
2016-10-14 07:09:49 · answer #4 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice shades
2006-07-09 13:18:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If u die in an elevator be sure to push the up button!
2006-07-09 14:47:43 · answer #6 · answered by ksquared=KK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend's 8 year old came in and asked if he can PLEASE get erectile dysfunction? cuz the men on TV get it and take a blue pill that makes them happy. He wanted a blue pill too.!
2006-07-09 13:59:58 · answer #7 · answered by TriviaFunster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
insult: you don't get out much do you?..ah i see you forgot your brain again
2006-07-09 13:17:39 · answer #8 · answered by lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a Bar...OUCH...
2006-07-09 13:17:15 · answer #9 · answered by trekkie2059 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like beans and tacos i am a stereotype
2006-07-09 13:12:17 · answer #10 · answered by azteka_boy8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋