Can you tell me the funniest joke?

Question

I love to hear and read jokes. Can you tell me the joke that will win the points? Can you be original and not just copy and paste from another site?

Answer 1

Blond joke that always breaks me up.

Two blondes walking down the street. One on the north side and the second on the south side. Blonde on the north shouts to the blonde on the south "How do I get to the other side of the street?". Second blonde ignores her. North side repeats the question and gets ignored again. North side asks a third time "How do I get to the other side of the street?". Exasperated, the second blonde yells back "You're already on the other side of the street!"

Yeah, I know, it's dumb but it cracks me up.

Answer 2

Jesus and Moses were sitting around in heaven and they were bored,so Jesus said to Moses lets go down to Earth and play some golf.
So they came down to play.They're on the first tee and Jesus tells Moses "Watch this, just like Arnold Palmer."...
He swing,......Swish,Splash, his ball lands right in the water.
Moses says "I'll get it".walks over,parts the water and gets the ball,brings it to Jesus and tells him "I am not going to get it again."
Jesus says "OK,watch this ,Just like Arnold Palmer"...and again Swing,,Swish......Splash it lands right in the water.
Moses says "Alright I will get it one more time but this is definitely the last time.'
Again Moses parts the water and gets the ball,brings it back to Jesus.
Jesus says " OK,no kidding this time.Watch,just like Arnold Palmer."he swings Swish........Splash,right back in the water.
This time Moses refuses to get the ball so Jesus walks out on the water and starts to look for his ball.
Another golfer sees this and walks up to Moses,nudges him and asks,"Who does he think he is Jesus Christ?"
Moses replies "No he thinks he's Arnold Palmer.