No weapons, just good old fashioned hand-to-hand combat, mano-y-mano.
2006-07-09 12:31:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Boxing
Willie Nelson would get my bet. I think he's had to scrap to get where he is....which is where???? An amusing question, regardless :)
2006-07-09 12:35:47 · answer #1 · answered by justme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Willie Nelson!
2006-07-12 19:27:07 · answer #2 · answered by Sister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why all the Bono haterism? Should he just be famous and not try to do anything good? When did it become such a crime for someone to work for something they believe in? Sure, he's an imperfect human being, but he's a very talented one with a strong desire to help people.
By the way, the fight would end in a decidedly non-fistic No Contest, as both pacifists, Willie and Bono, would sit down, discuss their differences and find common ground.
2006-07-11 14:47:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Willie Nelson, He'd whap Bono with the Mic stand. He wouldnt use his guitar because its the same one he started with and he has actually worn a whole in the side of it!
Bono would have to watch for willies famous swingin weave lol
2006-07-09 19:36:43 · answer #4 · answered by bmxcollections 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bozo wouldn't fight because after looking at Willie, he would assume that Willie was one of the billions of impoverished people in the world. While Willie would be pummeling the life out of Bozo, he would be crying to the G8 summit for money with his dying breath. After 4 hours of fighting (Willie's 78lbs body doesn't really pack a wallop) Bozo's stupid glasses are knocked off his face and the rays of sunlight burn through his retina causing a mortal injury to his brain.
Willie is declared winner.
2006-07-10 12:37:43 · answer #5 · answered by Pennywise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Willie Nelson with his country singing
2006-07-09 19:34:26 · answer #6 · answered by 10 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Willie Nelson. Bono would be saying "This is not the right way! You shoud be killing desises in Africa!" (I feel bad for the people in Africa but Bono! He needs to stop and let someone else deal with it)
2006-07-09 19:37:18 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Live♥Laugh♥Love♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Red Headed Stranger wins!
2006-07-09 22:48:38 · answer #8 · answered by toughguy2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Willie is a pacifist so Bono would win if he had a gun pointed at his head.
2006-07-09 21:44:51 · answer #9 · answered by dullerd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What an absurd question. Willie is near death now as it is. Ofcourse he may take issue with that statement.
2006-07-12 20:04:42 · answer #10 · answered by Tom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋