2006-07-09 11:57:07 · 23 answers · asked by tanjaneeka 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok I have heard some pretty bad jokes lately:
What did the lamp say to the Human?
"You turn me on"
What do you call two witches who live together?
"Broommates"
2006-07-10 03:44:01 · answer #1 · answered by emma 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
The Parrot Boy
An old man is sitting on a bench in central park when a teenager with a rainbow hair-dyed mohawk spiked up like a punk rocker and a nose ring sits down next to him.
The man begins to stare at him for a long time in shock.
Then the teenager says, "What you looking at old man?"
The man replys, "Nothing, nothing."
Again the man begins to stare at him for a long time and the teen says, "What's your problem, old man, you never did anything crazy when you were a kid?"
The old man replies, "Yeah, the thing is when I was a teen I got real, real drunk and f_u_c_k_e_d a parrot, and I was thinking that you might be my son."
2006-07-10 04:15:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are some jokes that I think are funny but others say are bad:
What have Gareth Gates and Harold Shipman got in common?
Neither can finish their sentance!!!
What did Santa give the Asians for Christmas?
A big wave!!!
Why were people sending fairy liquid to the Asians?
Because they kept washing up on the shore!!!
Two Sharks one said to the other fancy fish for tea? The other said Nahhh ya fancy going to Morcambe for some Chinese?
2006-07-10 08:35:11 · answer #3 · answered by ps2gamingaddict 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why Is Santa's Sack So Full?
A: Beause He Only C.u.m's Once A Year!
i can post this twice as its a bad joke and the best as its the only one i know lol thankyou for the points mate
2006-07-09 19:03:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
- Who's there?
Me
- Me who?
Me
- Me who?
When did you turn into a cat?
WORST JOKE EVER!!! Told by a 12 yr old the other day!
2006-07-09 20:01:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did the chicken cross the road? thats the worst joke...
2006-07-09 19:00:55 · answer #6 · answered by T[]-[]E Wiggles 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q what is the difference between a duck
A one of its legs are both the the same
2006-07-09 19:10:19 · answer #7 · answered by WENDY W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a Donkey with three legs?
-A Wonky.
or
Why did the pervert cross the road?
-He had his dick stuck in the chicken.
Both pretty bad, I think you'll agree.
2006-07-09 19:04:01 · answer #8 · answered by fiend_indeed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an orange rolling down a hill and it stops?
it ran out of juice.
I know; but you did ask for the worst joke I know, and that;s it.
2006-07-09 19:01:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's there
Alfredo
Alfredo who
Alfredo the dark
2006-07-09 20:37:30 · answer #10 · answered by kano7_1985 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋