What should you do if you are in a stall and hear someone do a loud fart?

Answer 1

LAUGH, SAY EWWW REALLY LOUD, THEN MAKE A QUICK EXIT!!!!!!

Answer 2

I usually rate it on a scale of 1 - 10 based on such things as:
Tone; it can range from a wussy high pitched girly squeak to a deep rich manly baritone.
Volume: it can range from an almost inaudible whisper to a thunderous window rattling, room shaking boom
Duration; it can range from a quick 1/8th of a second beep, to a healthy 8 to 10 second barrage.
Quality: a weak, wet, bubbly one is disgusting, whereas a strong, firm, loud lengthy one indicates pride in ones accomplishment.
Follow Up; I give extra points for an initial long,loud multi second blast followed up quickly with 3 to short toots.
Odour: The stronger and more nauseous the more points. I was on a bus once when the driver had to pull over and get out of his bus to get some fresh air. Now that's good !
In any event to answer your question I would rate the farter on a scale of 1 - 10 based on the above criteria. I would congratulate him or her on scores over 7 and heap scorn upon anyone scoring under 5.

Answer 3

In the event of a flatulance emergency, following these steps can significantly increase your chances of surviving unscathed.

1. Extinguish any and all open flames.
2. Ascertain if individual in question requires medical attention.

- If you answered "yes" to step 2, inform an employee
- of the establishment as there are usually specified
- guidelines to perform in such emergencies. Try to
- comfort the individual until medical assistance arrives.

- If you answered no to step 2, then proceed to step 3;
- otherwise you are done.

3. There are a number of valid responses which one make take in such a situation.

- #1. Yell out "Polo".
- #2. Pull up your pants and run.
- #3. If you are male, laugh.
------ If you are female, giggle.
- #4. Let out one of your own.

Answer 4

Walk out of the stall.

Answer 5

YOU LAUGH REALLY LOUD and turn on the hand blow dryer.... and yell how bad it smells then prtend to pass out on the floor then u can sew him for a LOUD FART!

Answer 6

Don't light any flame. It's like when there's a gas leak. Or you could also say the universal "Whoa! Did someone eat possum today?".

Answer 7

Laugh and try to fart louder.

Answer 8

Laugh!

Answer 9

Applaud. It's the only polite thing to do after a performance.

Answer 10

Get out before the smell catches up with the sound!! LOL

Answer 11

reach under a grab their leg. that is more funny than any fart, you will scare the crap out oh them. really