My idea is to train as a deep sea diver and harvest fish farts to sell to the spirit level industry
2006-07-09 11:25:30 · 6 answers · asked by A man of constant sorrow 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good luck to you. Do fish farts smell and are they noisy? These are the important questions.
If you are under 30 you qualify for £1000 grant for going self-employed. I tried to be a professional gambler and put my £1,000 on the 4.55 at Ascot on horse number 4. At 4.59 I went bust, but I enjoyed my 10 minutes as a professional gambler anyway.
2006-07-09 11:31:46 · answer #1 · answered by brian h 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5 ways to get funding;
1- sleep more often (u got to have a dream)
2- come to yahoo answers everyday (seek advice worldwide)
3- treat everyone roughly (compete)
4- listen to jazz music (relax sometimes)
5- give me 10 points (lending o helping people).
2006-07-09 19:46:18 · answer #2 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok that is a far fetched idea of a bussiness but you can go to www.govermentgrants.com apply for a grant and get it then u have the money you need to start ur bussiness.
2006-07-09 18:29:41 · answer #3 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the best freaking joke I've read all day!
*read with a heavy dose of sarcasm*
2006-07-09 18:55:24 · answer #4 · answered by Jill J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
send them a live shark
2006-07-09 19:33:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooookay...
2006-07-09 19:35:36 · answer #6 · answered by mørbidsшεεŧnεss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋