2006-07-09 10:45:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
In response to one, "That's very PUNNY"!
2006-07-09 10:48:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, I actually signed up for a mail-in contest once for the best pun. I was so excited, I sent in 10 entries.
I thought for sure they were so good that at least one of them would win, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
2006-07-09 17:49:17 · answer #2 · answered by You'll Never Outfox the Fox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one I remember back in New York When we were just kids ,My mom and dad took my brother and I shopping so we could spend some money that we saved up from B-days , xmas ,etc. Anyway my brother found something that he really liked and said "I don't think I have enough cents to by that " LOL No pun intended Still cracks me up to this day.
2006-07-09 18:10:16 · answer #3 · answered by lisasbluemoon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was kinda bad. We were sitting around talking about all the funny things my uncle who just passed had done. Then one of my cousins said something really funny and I said, Yeah, Uncle John woulda "died" laughing. Everybody just kind of looked at me.
I guess that's not really a pun but it felt like one.
2006-07-09 17:51:29 · answer #4 · answered by nquizzitiv 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did not realize it until I received a copy of the referral of a patient to podiatrist (foot doctor) - Not wanting to step on anyone's toes, but this patient's primary care doctor is currently out of town, and this referral is made upon an urgent basis in his behalf.
Pretty lame but about sent the entire staff into convulsions. Okay, a vacation is in order.....
2006-07-09 17:55:12 · answer #5 · answered by Lee 0 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Puns are great in Chinese!
A classic pun in Chinese: you are very handsome... No, I am more cricket. I know, does not make sence in English, but Shui (how you say handsome, and cricket are the same)
2006-07-09 18:18:57 · answer #6 · answered by mike i 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The other day my wife and I picked up a bunch of mulch and manure. When we got out of the truck, my wife said I should lock the truck up. I said, "No kidding, we wouldn't want someone to steal our sh*t."
2006-07-09 17:50:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's make like a joint and roll out of here. I thought it was pretty darn clever.
2006-07-09 17:49:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of the best ones was when a good friend of mine broke up with his girlfriend he was talking about it and said that she left him for another girl....lesbian....i just acted like i was un zipping my pants and said you want to get even with her??.....we all got a huge laugh
2006-07-09 17:49:10 · answer #9 · answered by stone cold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too many to count.
2006-07-09 17:50:22 · answer #10 · answered by caedmonscall99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean joke? I asked a girl, "I asked anohter one, who was painting the walls or her house, "could you please, paint mine when you're done?". Natuarally, I was joking with the girl
2006-07-09 17:48:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋