A man goes to a toy store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. The shop assistant says: "There are several different Barbie dolls available. For example:
'Camping Barbie' for $27,95,
'Wedding Barbie' for $27,95,
'Beach Barbie' for $27,95,
'Mermaid Barbie' for $27,95,
'Divorced Barbie' for $527,95."
The man replies: "Well, but why does "Divorced Barbie" cost $500 more than the other dolls??"
The shop assistant: "Well you see, "Divorced Barbie" comes along with a lot of extras: Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's motorbike, Ken's plasma tv ......."
2006-07-09 10:29:51 · 35 answers · asked by Eudora 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha im laughing so hard i fell off my bed of nails
2006-07-09 10:34:07 · answer #1 · answered by Draven 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! Poor Ken......you know that Barbie's friend Kayla was the one who got in between the two of them. Plus alcohol was involved. Kayla made Ken believe that Barbie was fooling around with the Prince....so he kind of messed up and had that fling with Kayla. Damn you Kayla!!!!!
2006-07-10 00:33:36 · answer #2 · answered by highroller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets not forget we can also add, a percentage of his 401k plan , Ken may never be able to retire comfortably, but Barbie will.
2006-07-09 10:38:06 · answer #3 · answered by laughsall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat was funny. check this one:
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
2006-07-09 10:44:39 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-07-09 10:44:01 · answer #5 · answered by C.C. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha!
Great one!
I bet a divorce atty would love to have that joke hanging in his office.
2006-07-09 10:41:22 · answer #6 · answered by Kamikazeâ?ºKid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotfl, he probably bought Cheap Barbie for $2.00
2006-07-09 10:36:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barbi's Hell
2006-07-09 10:35:20 · answer #8 · answered by "DAWG" 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it att all o now i get it it got divores and took her husband staff wow so fuunny i have a better one their was a girl whotold a joke what do you think happend affter THAT everybody died.
2006-07-09 10:47:48 · answer #9 · answered by VICTOR P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes ! i want to laugh, and am laughing ! also funny are the prices ....i see there by you guys the gimmick is everything is X$.95 cents, here by us it is XR.99 cents...and don't forget 'ONLY' and 'SALE'.....
2006-07-09 10:40:11 · answer #10 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋