What Is The Funniest Things You Kids Have Ever Said ????

Answer 1

After my niece had a temper tantrum and I left the room, she's only three and came up and said to me "auntie, I'm sorry you had to witness that"

Answer 2

My 3 year old son was rubbing his eye one day and he walked up to me and I asked what was wrong and he said " My eye fell out." I thought that was the funniest thing I had ever heard.

Answer 3

Well i dont have kids, but when I was about three, we ate at this restaurant that looked good but inside it was pretty dirty and there was a giant cockroach on the wall at the table I was sitting at. Of course, since i was young, it didn't scare me but I wanted to let them know...so I stood up and yelled as loud as I could to the nearest waitress, "Hey lady, there's a bug on your wall!" And everyone stopped eating and left while the waitress ran away screaming.

Answer 4

I don't have kids but the funniest thing i heard a kid say was this:
The mom kept telling him to be quiet at the store, he said something and the mom said "you have to say mam or sir when you talk to someone" then the kid says to the lady, "yes sir" and she was like "i'm not a sir i'm a mam". I was laughing my *** off.

Answer 5

my son is 5 now, but was in pre-school last year. one day in class they were talking about healthy food and not healthy food. each child had to hold up a food item and say "(item) healthy or not healthy?" and the class would answer and the teacher would tell them if they were correct and explain. well, it was my sons turn and he picked up what was obviously a soda can and said "beer, healthy or not healthy" and the kids had a confused look and the teacher jumped in and said "no, no, he means soda". i wasn't there, but the teacher told me that her and her aid had to take turns excusing themselves from the room to laugh. it is funny because my husband and i, when we drink beer which is rarely, drink from beer bottles. although, my husband and both my sons (the other one is 2 1/2) love to watch the simpsons together.
then a few months later the teacher told me that my son pulled down his pants, underwear included, to show the girls his butt. my husband and i laughed about that, we were just glad that it wasn't the other side.
those are just a couple of stories. i have a feeling there will be many principals office visits in our future.
when my younger son was learning how to talk he called chewbaca (from star wars) caca and scooby doo booby. so if he would see either he would sceam "CACA" or "BOOBY" across the store for everyone to hear. the first time my husband heard him say caca the 2 of them were in a different part of the store. our son started yelling at the top of his lungs, "DADDY, CACA!!!" over and over. so my husband came running to tell me that our son pooped and i got into my purse and pulled out the phone and said, "no, honey your mom just called." our ringtone was set to chewbaca voicetone. he was the one that set it to that voice tone, but he was still confused.
my mother in-law told me that when my husband was 3 or 4 she was driving her mom somewhere and said in reply to what ever her mom was saying "bit*h, bit*h, bit*h, bit*h, bit*h" and her mom told her to stop talking like that before her son (my husband) picked it up. a couple of days later they were all in the car again and her mom was going on about something so from the back seat her son (my husband) said "bit*h, bit*h, bit*h, bit*h, bit*h." then her mom said "see, i told you so."

Answer 6

Well my husband was in the bathroom and my 2 1/2 year old went and knocked on the door then opened it. He went to walk in but I guess he caught a wiff and lifted the toliet seat ( my husband was in the shower by then I guess he didn't flesh correctly LOL) said "Daddy you boo-boo, EWWW Mommy Daddy Boo-Boo toliet." Then he went all through the house singing daddy boo-boo. Then later that evening I was talking to my mom and he got on the phone with her and said "Grandma Daddy boo-boo toliet." that was tooooo funny to me.

Then like 2 weekends ago he was driving me crazy and he kept calling me for no reason so I told him stop calling my name unless you need something your driving me crazy well every since then he keeps saying "(His first name) (Last name) keeps calling mommies name " as if he's telling on someone when he's talking about himself!

Answer 7

A girl I know baby sits and the kid calls Luke Sky Walker (from star wars), Luke Side Walker.

Answer 8

Just a few days ago, our two year old daughter was playing This Little Piggy with our 8-month old daughter & it went... This little piggy went... somewhere. This little piggy had to much to eat. This little piggy went fishing.
Then, she was done & went wee wee wee while tickling her sister. Funny & cute.

Or... I told her "I love you whole big bunches" & she said "I love you chicken fries". We have no idea where she came up with it, lol. Other than she loves chicken fries from Burger King & maybe it's her way of comparing, lol???

Answer 9

Upon passing my then 3yr old daughters room, I noticed she made a mess with playing cards. When I asked her to pick them up she responded nonchalantly, "Okay, you pain in the ***." While I giggled to myself, that was the last time she EVER cursed.

Answer 10

While at a restaurant once, I took my then 2-year old son to the restroom. When we came back he told the waitress that "I had to pee, but Daddy had to poop on the potty."