2006-07-09 10:04:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
one week a blonde walked into a salon with headphones on, and when the hair dresser asked her to take it off she just shook her head, so the hairdresser had to cut around the blondes headphones. the blonde came back every week and each time refused to remove the headphones. one day while getting her hair cut she fell asleep, and the hairdresser took the blondes headphones off. after a few minutes the blonde died. what were the headphones saying?
2006-07-09 10:37:42 · answer #1 · answered by hil_616 2 · 12⤊ 3⤋
A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV - it's a microwave."
2006-07-09 17:10:53 · answer #2 · answered by Danica A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of
mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination
hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit
of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing
the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for
tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the
class is still working furiously.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the
coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her
and asks what is happening.
"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "And as I have more
time left, I'm rechecking my answers."
2006-07-09 17:16:57 · answer #3 · answered by Chino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde walks up to a known blonde-joke teller who is trying to climb over a glass wall.
"Why are you doing that?" the blonde asks her.
"To see what's on the other side."
2006-07-09 17:12:06 · answer #4 · answered by leiar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde Workers
A painting contractor was speaking to a woman about a job. She said she wanted the first room a pale blue.
He wrote it down, went to the window opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP."
They walked into the second room and she said she wanted it a soft yellow color.
He wrote that down, went to the window opened it and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP."
The woman was curious but didn't say anything. They walked into the third room and she said she wanted a warm rose color.
The painter wrote that down and went to the window and opened it, he yelled "GREEN SIDE UP."
Finally the woman asked, "why do you keep yelling that out the window?"
"I'm sorry," he replied, "but I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
2006-07-10 04:18:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
Cause she threw out all the W's.
2006-07-09 17:25:06 · answer #6 · answered by Bob D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing away all the W's!
2006-07-09 17:24:10 · answer #7 · answered by wind mage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton?
Because it said "Concentrate"
2006-07-09 17:17:53 · answer #8 · answered by Pieri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Short and sweet...
Two blondes walk into a building.
You'd have thought one would've seen it.
2006-07-09 17:22:54 · answer #9 · answered by Picard Facepalm 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in her ear!
2006-07-09 17:25:21 · answer #10 · answered by bentheredonethat122 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋