1) shaking down massage parlors for free sex and bag full for hundred dollar bills every two weeks.
2) intimidating people i don't like and making them 'uncomfortable' by pulling them over on a very busy street so that everyone can see what's going on.
3) police car chases.
4) beating a suspect out of his mind when the camera on my swat car is off or out of sight.
5) getting chick's phone numbers in exchange for not writing a $300 ticket
6) walking into a middle eastern food store and ordering a couple of falafels and some sodas and walking out without paying
7) planting drugs on innocent suspects to make it seem they were trying to sell drugs
8) shooting suspects to death and then planting a stolen gun next to him with his fingerprints all over the gun
9)flashing my cop badge and getting what i want whenever i want with whoever i want anytime i want
10) taking drug money from the dealers i bust and reporting back to the station that there was nothing there.
11) pulling drug
2006-07-09 09:56:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Nah....being a hot plastic surgeon in Miami is way sexier! lol
2006-07-09 17:00:14 · answer #1 · answered by MaHaa 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, Dr. Christian, I just finished reading your answer on the "What is the difference between Latinos and Hispanics" very sad. Your name is dr. Christian, are you religious?
Seeing as who you are, you would probably fit in very well in a police department.
2006-07-09 11:12:01 · answer #2 · answered by Noi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a sweet deal. Where do I apply?
2006-07-09 10:06:14 · answer #3 · answered by Superstar 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
watching too many clint eastwood cop shows lately
2006-07-09 10:04:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Visit here and you might want to rethink your choice
www.odmp.org
2006-07-09 10:17:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget the $22,000 per year salary!
2006-07-09 11:48:52 · answer #6 · answered by dr. misako 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are too funny.
2006-07-09 10:00:10 · answer #7 · answered by nastaany1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋