from UK btw.......my 7 year old said to me "daddy,why do babies cost money?" a little confused i asked her what she meant, she replied "well when i was born i cost 7pounds 12.... you couldnt make it up,classic!
2006-07-09 08:39:02 · 24 answers · asked by tetley 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
Just this morning, while I was getting dressed.
"Mummy, what's that?"
"That's my bra"
"What's it for?"
"For my boobs"
"Have I got boobs?"
"No you have a willy"
"Why?"
"Because you are a boy and only women have boobs"
"I want to be a woman!"
2006-07-09 22:00:10 · answer #1 · answered by Roxy 6 · 17⤊ 7⤋
Ok, I take baths with my kids. We are very open about what is what (in fact my 3 yr old son watched his sister's birth). So one day when my son was 3.5 and my daughter just a couple of months old, we were getting out of the bathtub. I was bending over to put the baby down on her towel and said to my son "come on, it's time to get out now' To which he replied (I had no idea he was right behind me) "I would if you would just get your big bagina out of my way"
2006-07-09 08:54:54 · answer #2 · answered by littlemamajo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We were taking it in turns to be doctor, and I was bandaging her arm.
As I wrapped the bandage around her arm, she looked up and said. "Thank you for winding me up mummy."!
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Waking through a supermarket carpark a couple of weeks ago, a man was unloading his trolley with a 9 month old baby sitting in the top.
Look mummy a pretty baby.
Yes honey, a pretty baby,
And look mummy a pretty daddy...
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We got on the bus and the driver was in a huge rush. Dispite the fact that I had a three year old and was VERY pregnant he couldn't wait long enough for us to sit down.
My daughter got thrown, and thankfully was caught by a nice lady, however my darling daughter at the top of her voice declared,
"Hang on a minute, you just hurt me. That is very naughty and you should say sorry."
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I have a nearly a whole book full.
2006-07-09 08:51:58 · answer #3 · answered by Nneave 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too many to mention, and I wish I'd written them all down...However, during the recent chickenpox outbreak at school, my son presented me with his arm, which had a red spot on it.
"Is this chickenpox?"
"No, I don't think so."
(Smelling his arm) "Well, it smells like chicken."
or
"How do you know if you're dead?"
or, to his friend, while urinating at the same time,
(Friend) "My willy's bigger than my dad's."
(Son) "Mine's bigger than God's."
or, funny but not, if you know what I mean,
"Mum, you d*ckhead."
The last one didn't go down too well, as you can imagine! My dad calls him a "duck egg", but it somehow morphed into "d*ckhead". You have to laugh. After beating them severely of course.
One more just two minutes ago! My husband was talking about his Fantasy Football Team, and my son says,
"Dad, can I have a Fancy Football Team next year?"
2006-07-09 08:58:00 · answer #4 · answered by R.I.P. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our five year old was really misbehaving one time and dad was getting a little hot under the collar, well anyway he verbally told the child that he had better start behaving or he was
" going to get it ", of course our five year ole who I might add is pretty keen for a five year old says to him, " What am I going to get ". It doesn't get any better than this...ha ha!
2006-07-09 08:49:04 · answer #5 · answered by trieghtonhere 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was getting changed into my swimming constume and my two sons, then both 3 and 4 were looking curiously at my groin area and trying to look for something. My eldest said "mummy, where's your willy?" "Is it in your bottom?" said the other. Well I thought it was hilarious!
2006-07-10 08:58:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when my son was 4 hes now 12-he came running in from watching a wildlife programme crying his eyes out shouting mummy the donkey ate the frog.... it was a crocodile pulling a bison into the water... classic
2006-07-09 08:45:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When my son Damon was 8yrs old. His friends told him there was no Santa. He came home from school and told me what his friends said. Damon Said "there has to be a Santa! Because my mom and dad can't afford to buy all that stuff"
2006-07-09 12:53:52 · answer #8 · answered by miste19 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my 7 year old told me a joke whilst in a big queue in the supermarket the other day, ' why was the washing machine laughing?' because it was taking the piss out of the knickers
i nearly died of embarrassment and everyone started laughing
another one she came out with last week was when her friend was telling her that her uncle and his boyfriend was getting married and she looked confused and said,'which one is wearing the dress'? i thought that was funny too
2006-07-09 08:48:02 · answer #9 · answered by jojo78 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my niece was 2 years old, I took her to do laundry with me. When I was folding the clothes, I had everything laid out and my bras were on the folding table. She looked at the bras and then looked at me and said "Auntie, whose hats are these"...that was the funniest thing ever!
2006-07-09 08:57:58 · answer #10 · answered by SH80 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend's daughter was telling us the Goldilocks and three bears story, when she got to the bear part her words were "and the Daddy bear said who's been eating my porridge and then the mixed race bear said...." she didn't get much further as we were laughing so much!!
2006-07-09 08:50:35 · answer #11 · answered by Sweetcakes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋