2006-07-09 08:20:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that wouled be funni
2006-07-09 08:21:09 · update #1
Mayonnaise
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England.
In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.
But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss.
Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
WHAT!!!! You expected something educational from me!
2006-07-09 21:21:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess getting reported is'funni' too? By the way, it's spelled funny. Maybe we should be thinking up some jokes about your lack of spelling ability. Get a life!
2006-07-23 13:41:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but I haven't listened to any latins telling jokes lately.
2006-07-19 03:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by I. M. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay here's a joke that relates to Hispanic people:
Q: What do we get when a truck full of nachos crashes head on with a truck full of nacho cheese?
A: A big explosion.
2006-07-23 09:01:17 · answer #4 · answered by Captain Hero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just now I heard this Latin Joke:
"semper ubi tui sub ubi"
2006-07-21 23:17:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know how to tell if a family of pink flamingos has moved into the neighborhood?
They always have little plastic hispanics stuck in their front yards.
2006-07-09 15:23:35 · answer #6 · answered by Spud55 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no use telling latin jokes..most people on here can only laugh in english.
2006-07-23 08:42:29 · answer #7 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did the Hispanic teenager get pregnant?
Here teacher told her to do an essay (ese) -slang for guy in TexMex
2006-07-09 16:14:22 · answer #8 · answered by RetroGirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does a mexican and a cue ball have in common?The harder you hit 'em the more english you get out of 'em.
2006-07-09 15:36:11 · answer #9 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
latin latin latin lol
2006-07-23 14:39:18 · answer #10 · answered by Elmo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋