amuse me with your story
2006-07-09 07:59:07 · 14 answers · asked by ndso19 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i went down a water slide in spain and it not only gave me a fat wedgie exposing my ar-se to all the onlookers but it decided to remove me bikini top too!! that was embarressing!
i have also exposed myself several times to postmen, i get a new one each time i'm making them all quit!
but the worst one was when i answered the door with just a double sized duvet wrapped around me and had to take a package which was a big box.... i dropped my duvet slightly exposing my breasts and it turns out it was a friend of my mums too who keeps asking her when i am going to order something again.....
2006-07-09 09:20:22 · answer #1 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm,well I was exposed,but I didn't know it. You see, I was working as a security guard for a strip mall. My job was to walk from one end to the other and if one of the tenants needed help,then I would assist them;catching a shoplifter,etc..
Well,when I arrived at work, I saw a long peice of plastic thread below my zipper. Not thinking, I just yanked on it and out comes this looong peice of thread. I just threw it away.
I walked that strip mall for eight hours and everywhere I went,people would just smile at me. I'm not used to that being in uniform.At one store one of the guys started singing "Here comes Peter Cottontail". It was September. When I got home, I was taking off my uniform to take a shower and saw what they were smiling at. I had a nine inch opening in the back of my pants and my white underwear were sticking out. You know,not one single person told me......
2006-07-09 08:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well mine was sort of accidently id been ouy with my husband to a wedding we were both drunk so decided to come home when we got into the house my husband started kissing my neck as i was looking for the door keys . well you can guess what happened next only we were doing it up against the car only for the front door to open we were in the neibours path instead of are own .
2006-07-09 08:23:51 · answer #3 · answered by fafandloo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i always used to expose myself either pulling moonies or pulling my top over my head to expose my bra.A few years ago my friend was driving her jeep and we all decided to take our bras off and wave them in the air.....The last time i exposed myself was 4 years ago in Blackpool walking along the back streets with my top over my head!!!!Maybe i should`nt drink as it gets me into all sorts of trouble!!!!
2006-07-09 08:24:08 · answer #4 · answered by sarah y 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES ,I FELL ON THE PAVEMENT AND MY DRESS COVERED MY HEAD ,MY BLACK BUTT WAS OUT IN THE COLD . I HAD NO PANTY CAUSE I HAD LEFT IT WITH MY BOYFRIEND AS A TOKEN FOR REMEMBERENCE. SWALLOW THAT DUDE.THERE WERE LIKE A MILLION PEOPLE WALKING BY ,THAT IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE BRO
2006-07-09 08:08:11 · answer #5 · answered by geebabe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i once came out of the toilet in a night club and forgot to put my manhood away and went dancing on dancefloor
2006-07-09 09:44:40 · answer #6 · answered by morgi777 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i was dared to run through the streets naked so i did and this truck with high beams came out of NOWHERE and there i was naked in the middle of the steet : /
2006-07-09 08:03:42 · answer #7 · answered by Perty N' Purple 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO, but I have done it intentionally quite a few times.
2006-07-09 08:04:13 · answer #8 · answered by drummer4justus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, yes, my left boob...so embarrasing! I was pissed and unbuttoned my blouse...I was actually giving a tantrum.
2006-07-09 08:34:36 · answer #9 · answered by nomucatoday 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
erm no but i enjoyed reading the others!
2006-07-09 12:45:48 · answer #10 · answered by Katty83 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋