2006-07-09 06:54:57 · 17 answers · asked by robert 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
can't anyone ask an original question? this is asked at least 4 times a day
2006-07-09 07:29:03 · answer #1 · answered by Comfortably Numb™ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
2006-07-09 15:09:20 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much are you paying the woodchuck to chuck wood? Woodchucks hate volunteer work, you know.
2006-07-09 09:26:19 · answer #3 · answered by Sparkiplasma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much as it wants. As much as the woodchuck wants if the woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-09 08:11:35 · answer #4 · answered by mommieslilsweet 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-09 07:01:42 · answer #5 · answered by Rachel Green 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck can chuck as much wood as a woodchuck can chuck
2006-07-09 07:02:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plenty, if the woodchuck was Chuck Norris!
2006-07-09 08:13:03 · answer #7 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a woodchuck could chuck wood he'd chuck all the wood he could!
2006-07-09 07:03:20 · answer #8 · answered by brynn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not much wood Chuck.
2006-07-09 07:57:08 · answer #9 · answered by sparkles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would chuck he would chuck as much as he could, chuck as much as a wood chuck could, if a wood chuck could chuck wood
2006-07-12 11:44:36 · answer #10 · answered by ying v 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do believe according to my research its 1/ 2 cord of wood
2006-07-09 06:58:31 · answer #11 · answered by badrussian1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋