A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big
"Everything Under One Roof" department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota."
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.
I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the
store was locked up, the boss came down.
"How many customers bought something from you today?"
The kid says, "one".
The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a
day. How much was the sale for?"
The kid says, "$101,237.65."
The boss says, "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"
The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a
medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a
new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he
said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we
went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine
ChrisCraft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull
it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that
4x4 Expedition."
The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fishhook and you sold him a
BOAT and a TRUCK?"
The kids said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife and
I said, "Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing."
2006-07-09 06:30:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Only if that were true for all of us salespeople!! I like it!
2006-07-12 12:13:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, That is a good one. I'll have to remember it and tell my husband when he gets up.
2006-07-09 08:21:37 · answer #2 · answered by curstadevon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol if only that can be done in real life
2006-07-09 08:59:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that was a good one! lols
2006-07-09 09:04:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-09 08:31:21 · answer #5 · answered by Ichigo Lunette 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-09 06:36:26 · answer #6 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this riddle
2006-07-09 06:41:02 · answer #7 · answered by Ask Abby(yahoo version) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol :)
2006-07-09 07:52:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋