2006-07-09 06:17:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you 'Myself'!! I am cursing myself for being so dumb and stupid- sob sob!!
2006-07-09 06:26:53 · update #1
I think my boobs will relocate themselves to my back.
2006-07-09 18:23:39 · answer #1 · answered by AzzGoodAzzItGetz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you wouldnt be able to make it to 300mph. As soon as the car started moving you would fall off.
Newton's first law of Physics: An object at rest tends to stay at rest and an object in motion tends to stay in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force.
The only point of contact between you and the car is at your feet. When the car begins to move the force would only apply to that part of your body... the rest of you would stay in place... hence you would fall over and off of the car... probably hurting yourself badly in the process.
If you were to somehow make it to 300 and stand up, naked or not, you would be ripped off the car by wind resistance and die.
2006-07-09 06:23:54 · answer #2 · answered by ChooseRealityPLEASE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where are you going to find a car thet does 300.....that is faster then nascar cars go...and how would you stand on it cuz after a few miles per hour gravity pulls you down or off the car ...you would have to be straped to the car...and if you where to be naked then you would get pulled over and in a lot of trouble for indeasent exposure.....
2006-07-09 06:25:21 · answer #3 · answered by nickscamarochick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I were given hit by technique of an suv going 40 or 50 even as i became walking and that i didnt see it coming so my body became limp. I survived with little to no damage. i guess im a statistical anomaly
2016-11-30 22:30:20 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a second you wouldn't be standing on a car going 300mph naked.
2006-07-09 06:21:39 · answer #5 · answered by Em 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you asking this question to be funny because if you think your funny your not I mean its okay to say something funny but if you don't know what your talking about your wasting your time. Sorry I had to be the one to tell you this. Try Singing you can't be completely useless.
2006-07-09 06:24:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For sure everything will be hanging out, you will loose you balance, (i cant believe i'm answering this dumb question, but anyways) my advice is DONT TRY THIS AT HOME!.
2006-07-09 06:34:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well until you reach 287 mph your testicle will flap against your thigh in an unbelievably painful rythm but weird as it may seem after 287 mph your testicles become rigid and comfortable( they stop flapping) AWESOME at least after you get up to 287 mph
2006-07-09 09:03:46 · answer #8 · answered by joshua b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
youd get bug copses all over you naked body and mini brusies, imagine a bee hitting your naked nipple at 300mph
OUCHIENESS
2006-07-09 06:21:45 · answer #9 · answered by nealingwolf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you'll make a very strange hood ornament, and probably freeze your nunnies off.
2006-07-09 06:23:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u would fall off and hurt ur self
2006-07-09 06:20:06 · answer #11 · answered by koifishlady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋