2006-07-09 06:15:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, redneck, White trash.
2006-07-09 21:27:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you're anything like me, no. I laugh at things other people think are stupid. I'll try:
It was 5 o'clock. My co-workers and I were on our way back to the office. We passed a site where a new Jack-in-the-Box was going up. The construction workers stopped half-way through the sign, so it read "JACK IN". I cracked up, no one else thought it was funny.
did you laugh?
2006-07-09 13:23:01 · answer #2 · answered by ditzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably. This is my favorite truly horrible joke. 90 percent of the people who hear it laugh politely, but the REAL punch line is the occasional person who simply doesn't GET it right away, and busts up laughing 15 mins later. Hopefully, you're not one of those.
Ready? drumroll please!
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3 guys walked into a bar, and the 4th one ducked!
2006-07-09 13:31:56 · answer #3 · answered by Monica L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try reading any book by Richard Lederer. If it doesn't make you laugh out-loud, you're not normal ;-).
2006-07-09 13:19:14 · answer #4 · answered by shaffer56 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy goes to the bar and sees a hot babe sitting down near the counter! he goes up to her and gives her a rub on her shoulders and slowly put his hands in her shirt! the woman asked "what are you doing?" the man repeild " i was testing your boobs!"
than the girl says " oh well let me test your d.i.c.k!"
2006-07-16 12:10:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you have super aids , and you can never die. Your food just got up and left you and I don't care.
2006-07-15 20:38:28 · answer #6 · answered by KITZYA R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whose Line is it Anyway just came on.
2006-07-09 13:18:56 · answer #7 · answered by jerrytherobot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a lame joke.
Q. Tarzan's standing on a hill. He sees a group of elephants heading toward him. What does he say?
A. "Look there's elephants comin' toward me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
2006-07-09 16:32:26 · answer #8 · answered by Nobody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I just saw your X-rays, you've got three days to live.
2006-07-09 13:17:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-07-09 13:18:00 · answer #10 · answered by Jeff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋