one of mine is I Bet I Can Quit Gambling
2006-07-09 05:52:49 · 42 answers · asked by palmerinkid 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my karma ran over your dogma
2006-07-09 05:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by daniel_97202 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is the third time I have answered a question about bumper stickers. And I STILL haven't seen one as funny as the one I modified. I was passing through a parking lot one day and saw he following:
PMS = Punish Men Severely!
Obviously, belonging to one of those radical feminists. I decide to perform a little sidewalk surgery. Making sure nobody was watching, I took out my little pocketknife and removed the second 'n', so that it read:
PMS = Punish Me Severely!
I only hope she was at some big feminist rally before anybody pointed it out to her.
One of my favorite UNMODIFIED bumper stickers, on a car with California plates, read:
Honk if you've been married to Elizabeth Taylor!
Favorite T-shirts:
Employees cannot open safe....?
.....That's all right.
.........I CAN.
Driver carries less than twenty dollars...?
THEN THAT WILL JUST HAVE TO DO.
2006-07-09 07:54:49 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not sure about a bumper sticker but my favorite license plate read
2FL94
because that is one of those things that only a very select group of individuals would be able to decode. Most will assume it meant 'To Florida in 1994' in reality the man had a military hair cut and was in his late 30's so he was likely an air force pilot. For a pilot an FL is a 'Flight Level' each flight level is 1,000 feet, so that plate read 'To Flight Level 94' or he had flown as high as 94,000 feet high. Only a U2 or an SR71 pilot could've done that at the time.
Cheers,
2006-07-09 06:00:42 · answer #3 · answered by Eli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not exactly a bumper sticker, but I once drove behind an RV that had this sign on the back:
The load is heavy
The horse is slow
If you can pass
Then go man go!
<-- Be the Leader
Meet St. Peter -->
2006-07-09 05:57:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that one. There is a team in South Carolina called the Gamecocks. The bumper sticker said "you can't lick our cocks"
But being from the south I also love American by birth, Southern by the grace of God
2006-07-09 05:57:51 · answer #5 · answered by Chris M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Religious Right Isn't or
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
2006-07-09 14:45:20 · answer #6 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bumper stickers are tacky. However, those magnetic ones are ok with me. My favorite is spay/neuter your pet.
2006-07-09 05:58:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband and I actually make our up... a couple of favorites are:
"Back off! I see the sun's glare off your bald head in my rearview."
We have doorhangers, too... but that's still one of my favorites.
I like a couple of others I've read on other people's cars, too. I've seen "I like dragons, real men, and other fantasy creatures." I got a real kick outta' that one!
2006-07-09 05:59:00 · answer #8 · answered by fragglerockqueen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had 2 favorites:
"CAUTION: DRIVER GOES FROM .0 TO ***** IN .3 SECONDS'
'THE HURRIDER I GO, THE BEHINDER I GET!!'
But I actually saw 2 more the other day, on a beat up old pick-up:
"GROW YOUR OWN DOPE--plant a man."
"WILL WORK FOR FOOD---will beg for sex!"
2006-07-09 06:33:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the bumper sticker that says bumper sticker! it's great and i saw it once and realy liked it! or i like the one that says if you come any closer i'll flick a booger on your windshield....bumperstickers are great!
2006-07-09 05:59:46 · answer #10 · answered by super girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Live well
Laugh Often
Love Much
2006-07-09 05:54:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋