Should we invade the UK because they are unpatriotic and Anti American?

Question

I have just returned from my vacation in England, and I can not beleive how they treated Americans!!

They wouldn't let me pay in dollars!
They speak a silly language when I spoke in American, and do not understand real American ..but instead insist on speaking some silly foreign language!!!!
They refuse to thank our president!!!!
Or sing the plegde of alegience!
And when I tried to fly the Stars and Stripes from Buckingham Palace, I was arrested and made to spend the night in prison!!!!


Is this anyway to treat an American!!

Should we invade the UK..to protect our honor???

Answer 1

I can literally taste the Hippie Sarcasm. And to all you Brits, dont assume all Americans are like this chick. You guys are our best allies and always have been and always will be.

Answer 2

I have just returned from my vacation in America, and I can not beleive how they treated the English!!

They wouldn't let me pay in pounds!
They speak a silly language when I spoke in English, and do not understand real English ..but instead insist on speaking some silly foreign language!!!!

George Bush is their President!!!!
They sing the plegde of alegience!
And when I tried to fly the Iraqi flag from the White House, I was arrested and made to spend the night in Guantanamo!!!!


Is this anyway to treat the English!!

Should we invade the US..to protect their honor???

Answer 3

Dumb American? Ha ha haaaa, that just about sums you up you stupid f***ing stuck-up broad (as you would call a hooer). Several points you ought to be aware of:

1: Our currency is the Pound Sterling. Dollars are not legal tender in the United Kingdom.

2: We speak the Queen's English in this country. We don't try to re-write the English vocabulary by missing out certain letters (e.g., this is how you spell COLOUR, NOT color) or shortening words ( it is THROUGH NOT THRU). You got that one wrong.

3: Thank your president, what the hell for?

4: Our national anthem is God Save the Queen, not The Star Spangled Banner.

5: How in the name of shite did you climb on to the roof of Buckingham Palace without getting shot? If the guards missed, more's the pity!

I have never been anti-American, but you are the worst example of your people. The stereotypical brash, big-mouthed yankee who everybody in the school playground would just love to punch out. Might improve your looks, as I've no doubt you are so damned ugly, you make Gollum look like Claudia Schiffer.

If you hate our country so much, then the answer is simple: STAY AWAY. You certainly won't be missed.

Answer 4

Flying the american flag outside buckingham palace and you got arrested BULLSHIT and america invading britain get a life you go over to england and your troops will get slaughtered and the english speak proper english you speak a silly foreign language and why should they thank your president you should be thanking their prime minister
America hasnt got any honor and patriotism still is in britain not just as much 20 years ago
Can you blame them for hating you you yankee scum
I burn your flag with anger

Answer 5

And if thats the stupid way you want t to behave DON,T come back. Good bloody riddance.
That silly language they speak is ENGLISH because that is what we speak in ENGLAND.
WE use Pounds Sterling Not your stupid dollars.
Your President is a penny short of a pound. It is a reflection of the intelligence of the people of America.
We pledge our allegiance to the Queen.
We have the Union Jack and St. Georges flags thank you.
That is the way you asked to be treated.
If it was not for your fool of a president we would not have had people dead on the tubes.
So finally stay away. We do not need your kind here.

Answer 6

I had a similar experience in USA,(I'm Scots) I was just explaining to some Guy who was a Texan about some graffiti I had seen while working in Saudi.
I told him the Graffiti depicted a large pair of cowboy boots with a very big stetson resting on the top of them, underneath this was written "A Yank with all the Shi* knocked out of him!! I was only telling him how amusing I thought it was, and he took a big swing at me! The police were called, he told them I had been "Undiplomatic to the USA" I spent a night in the cells!
I have been trying to rally a force from Scotland to invade the USA ever since, but so far have only wee Jimmy and his Dad, I need at least another 3 to ensure sucess of the enterprise, then look out, we will be starting in the Texas area.

Answer 7

hahaha .. u r really funny ..... ya you can invade UK.. hahaha.. i cannot stop laughing..

jokes apart..
First of all there is no language called American!!

Where ever you are, whether you are an american or a UK national, you will be treated based on the way you behave, even if in US.

They have their own President to thank for. So u shud be thanking him/her to permit u into their country.

Every individual is proud of "their own country" and so have 'their own national anthem" to sing.

And the stars and stripes thing!! it is ur dream....... so you can invade and conquer UK in ur dream and then fly what ever u want. :)

Answer 8

Um, get a life.

They speak English in England.
Why would they let you pay in dollars??? Their currency is Euros!
Why would you SING the pledge of allegiance?
Flying the flag at Buckingham Palace did not happen.

I recommend professional help...FOR YOU!

By the way, I, a citizen of the US, toured Europe two years ago. I found England to be quite delightful!

Answer 9

I guess your trying to be ironic and refer to GREAT BRITIAN as being the 51st State.
Well my freind i think you should give it go.
Bring your rednecks and trailer trash over, we've let the rest of the worlds in. Its the only way you can hope to asimilate us. In the war of independence you couldn't beat us. We just couldn't be bothered to spend any more money.
If you want to have a go though just remember theirs nothing like an annoyed Brit if your looking to get your face filled in. You think Bush is annoyed right now! Wait till you have a pop at us.
And whats this Camp David all about? It good to see you are so comfortable with peoples sexuality but flying the president to see his boyfriend is a bit much.

Answer 10

I don't think Britain would let you go further than arrivals at the airport before sending you straight back.
A retard like you cannot enter the United Kingdom without adult supervision and an apology and a promise from the president that it will not happen again.
My wife is american living in England and she would kick your burger fed butt straight back on that plane to the USA, you would embarress her.

Answer 11

We should close down the borders let other countries do what ever they want. We should stop acting like policemen of the world and fix the problems in our own country. for example. College? still not free. Medical? still not free. You would think the goverment would want americans to make the best of themseleves, after all the more money we make the more money they can steal from us through taxes