A man trying to understand the nature of God asked him: "God, how
long is a million years to you?"
God answered: "A million years is like a minute."
Then the man asked: "God, how much is a million dollars to you?"
And God replied: "A million dollars is like a penny."
Finally, the man asked: "God, could you give me a penny?"
And God said, "In a minute."
2006-07-09 05:39:07 · 14 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pretty cute...i'd rate it a 7
2006-07-09 05:47:04 · answer #1 · answered by super girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3
2006-07-09 05:52:42 · answer #2 · answered by I'M'ZIZOU 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When God says in a minute, he means to you're at least 1 million years old, or 1 million years later.
This joke doesn't have a question, but it is still a good joke. All you have to do is to add a question.
2006-07-09 07:12:06 · answer #3 · answered by Ichigo Lunette 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one's good, yet is slightly lengthy. 6/10 second one's the finest one. 10/10 third one's also good, even if the Hell and devil jokes are complication-free in recent times. 7/10 Fourth one's is fantastically obtrusive 4/10
2016-10-14 06:52:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would give u a 5
2006-07-09 06:23:36 · answer #5 · answered by sherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
come on its not that funny 3 /10
2006-07-09 05:57:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
from 1-10 i would give it a 8
its funny
2006-07-09 05:45:29 · answer #7 · answered by lovely 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-10 i'll say 4
2006-07-09 06:14:37 · answer #8 · answered by chrisbrownbabygurl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ish I say a 6
2006-07-09 06:03:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i like it i give it a 10 LOL
2006-07-09 05:48:08 · answer #10 · answered by littlechocolatethunder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋