2006-07-09 05:19:09 · 15 answers · asked by MisterRE 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Performing Arts
Learn to type on a keyboard with your penis so that you will be kicked out of internet cafes too?
2006-07-09 15:10:26 · answer #1 · answered by juans_tu_bebanged 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I just gave you a star. Believe it or not, I have been thinking about piano lessons and I don't even own a piano. Your question has made me realize that I really should follow up on this. What I am going to do is call the local piano store and start with them -- I would imagine they would be able to steer me in the right direction. By the way, I do play the guitar and it is a fun instrument and it is very easy to strum and make up your own songs. I also play the clarinet and that is fun but you can't just play it like a guitar and come up with fun sounds. Thanks for a great question. Enjoy your music lessons!!!
2016-03-15 21:48:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Play The Mayonnaise With Your Penis..... Its An Instrument
2015-05-23 17:23:14 · answer #3 · answered by caleb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep practicing. You'll get to the music-store level eventually. And from there it's only a few short steps to the concert hall!
2006-07-09 10:42:51 · answer #4 · answered by Keither 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn to play the drums. If you can handle piano, you undoubtedly have 2 penises. Take advantage of both of them. Beat the drums with your meat. To hell with the music store. They just don't appreciate your talent.
2006-07-09 05:23:32 · answer #5 · answered by Vengeful_Hippie (AM) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only play the piano at home. You can play the air guitar any where.
2006-07-09 05:23:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dress it up with a finger puppet. They'll never catch on...
2006-07-09 05:42:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn to play the tuba.
2006-07-09 05:20:50 · answer #8 · answered by texas_gurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grow up & you just spent 5 points on asking a stupid made up question !
2006-07-09 05:24:31 · answer #9 · answered by day by day 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you need to learn better tunes to play. ;(
2006-07-09 05:25:43 · answer #10 · answered by iyamacog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋