2006-07-09 03:11:58 · 21 answers · asked by xoɟ ʍous 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The humungous Yellow Chicken Of Doom is mightier than either.
2006-07-09 03:17:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Just wait until the Invisible Pink Unicorn is touched by His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen
2006-07-13 23:12:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pink Unicorn
2006-07-09 10:55:51 · answer #3 · answered by ☆BadNews☆® 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure. Does the flying spaghetti monster throw giant meatballs at us from above? If so then definitely the pink unicorn.
2006-07-09 10:14:59 · answer #4 · answered by RIVER 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pink unicorn! All toddlers like to turn spaghetti into flying monster blobs!
2006-07-09 10:16:49 · answer #5 · answered by Retarded Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do atheists even realize how ridiculous they sound when they cart these out - some of the weakest apologetic constructs ever trotted out in the history of religious debate? Never mind that neither has ever gelled with popular culture - most non-atheists would give you a blank stare and a "wha???" if you even mentioned either.
Oh - I do know what they are - alleged "parodies" meant to show that you can just make stuff up, and then say reverent things about it, which is what atheists propose has happened in the case of religion. But where real religions actually develop advanced epistemologies, soteriologies, mythologies, and eschatologies, atheists rarely seem to even sense that these things are fundamental parts of religion, let alone show any awareness they exist. As a result, these "parodies" just seem like a small child's mimicry, and not part of an adult debate on religion. Nor do they rise to the level of sophisticated satire; instead they remain oafish and clumsy punch drunk swings that miss their target.
I mean, can you imagine for even an instant that you wouldn't be laughed off the debating podium if your opponent was St. Thomas Aquinas, and you lobbed one of these ridiculous inbred in-jokes at him?
2006-07-09 10:24:47 · answer #6 · answered by evolver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pink Unicorn, of course
2006-07-09 10:16:05 · answer #7 · answered by jayfer1976 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pink unicorn that eats spaghetti Monster with his friend dumbo the flying elephant in lala land . i am happy your head is in the clouds . it helps sometimes
2006-07-09 10:15:45 · answer #8 · answered by interested 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pink unicorn... hmm, maybe spagetti flying monstar... nah ill go with pink unicorn... actually scratch that.... nevermind. Pink unicorn.
2006-07-09 10:16:18 · answer #9 · answered by Pre lives on 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unicorns are all dead so that leaves the spaghetti...just watch out for the "meatballs of doom".
2006-07-09 10:16:09 · answer #10 · answered by yak1to1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋