as much as you love me
2006-07-09 03:09:57
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answer #1
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answered by Yndy'91 3
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In India there is a story about this.
Once a king asked asked the same question to his Minister.
The Minister replied "As much as I love my back."
The king was furious , he thought it was an insult.
The Minister asked the king to buy beautiful and very valuable piece of cloth (like Bedsheets) Then some countrymen were called. They were given each a cloth. after sometime the minister ordered all of them to lie down on the floor. All of them spread the piece of cloth they received and they laid on that cloth.
The minister pointed this to the King, See Lord they love their back , so they didnt hesitate to use the expensive cloth U gave them. So I am correct, I have proved my point.
2006-07-09 10:21:16
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answered by Prasun B 2
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Not at all... (requires the poker face) This throws them off guard and you can pretty much get what you want (not to mention a cheap laugh inside when you see thier facial expression). Then do a little damage control and say your joking... can only be used once for the ultimate effect.. other times will only be not as funny as they already know what to expect (unless your serious)...yes
2006-07-09 10:08:23
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answer #3
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answered by need to know basis 3
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I love you more than you will ever know.
I love you with all the love that 2 people can give.
2006-07-09 10:14:55
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answered by bigdog_0032 4
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Whatever is the honest truth, including admitting to not being in love if that is the case.
2006-07-09 10:09:09
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answer #5
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answered by Lori A 6
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When my wife asks me "How much I love her." I tell her that I love her more than anything in the world.
2006-07-09 10:13:25
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answered by browneyed_devil_42 1
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I tell them that I love them from the rectum of my anus to the end of the universe, and back to my rectum. Now, do the right thing and pick my as the bestest answer.
2006-07-09 10:08:49
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answered by misterpoopoomouth 2
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count every star in the night sky and multiply by 1 billion
2006-07-09 10:09:06
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answered by rsuavez66 4
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I always say "Now that you mention it, I don't think I love you at all."
Sometimes I say "I love you as much as I love seeing a cat lick it's own bum."
2006-07-09 10:08:57
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answered by Scotty Wrotem 4
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tell him or her that they are only on your mind twice a day, when you are awake and when you are alseep. Cheesy yes but it works and if your in love it's pretty close.
2006-07-09 10:12:21
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answered by Brandon 2
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