2006-07-09 00:31:57 · 9 answers · asked by eternity 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Performing Arts
Did anybody hear a mosquito whining just then?
2006-07-09 00:35:17 · answer #1 · answered by cmpbush 4 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Hey you (pause and wait for attention from the heckler) and smile and say "Thuck off, will ya".And I mean scream that Mother out !!!
2006-07-09 07:38:23 · answer #2 · answered by DaAussie@Australia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is one used by a famous Dutch politician, now retired:
When a heckler called him names, he came back with: "Nice of you to introduce yourself. MY name is Hans Wiegel."
2006-07-09 07:35:48 · answer #3 · answered by Hi y´all ! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't remember which politician said it but he was being heckled by a pimply youth. He finally had enough and said " You know, I can appreciate a manly man and I certainly don't mind a womanly woman but one thing I can't stand is a boily boy".
2006-07-09 07:38:25 · answer #4 · answered by ezc692 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU, wait in the car.
We're listening now, take notes and try to keep up with the rest of the group, will ya.
2006-07-09 07:38:32 · answer #5 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once said, "OK after me will be this Hemerhoidally Challenged Anus Sniffer" and pointed to him! The crowd was lqqking at each other, with "Huh?" on their faces! But he was so embarrassed!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-07-09 08:07:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't quite get that sir. Is this the first day with your new mouth?
2006-07-09 07:34:49 · answer #7 · answered by The Mick "7" 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last mouth I saw that big, it had a hook in it.
2006-07-09 07:35:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Booo"
"You'll get milked in a second."
oh and my favorite;
"You are a mean, mean man." *sniff, sniff.
2006-07-09 07:35:11 · answer #9 · answered by Puppy Zwolle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋