the one that makes me laugh the most will get the 10 points! so come on people - make me giggle!
2006-07-08 23:29:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Dont cry becouse its over,Smile becouse it happened....
Dream as u'll live 4ever,live as u'll die 2moro.....
Nothing counts when ur naked.....
No man is worth ur tears nd the one who is wont make u cry...
Fighting 4 peace is like ******* 4 verginity.....
Worrying is like a rockin chair,it gives u something 2 do but it wont get u anywhere....
Sing like nobody can hear u ,live like there is no 2moro,love like u aint been hurt, dance like nobody's watching..
A good friend will come bail u out of jail....BUT a true friend will b sitting next to u saying "DAMN WE FUCKED UP...
2006-07-09 13:06:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Could be used for ugly men or women: "She's got a face that can make a train take a dirt road!"
Or, when some guy calls me fat (looking at my stomach) I'll say "That's because every time I sleep with your wife, she makes me a sandwich!"
2006-07-09 16:41:58 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Grudge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My nanna was a little old lady who frowned at you in such a way that made you shake in your boots when she was mad. She didn't like people cussing but when she got really REALLY mad she would let rip. One thing she used to say was "oh, in your ear!!!" I never knew what it meant and usually got in trouble for laughing at her.
2006-07-09 06:44:25 · answer #3 · answered by kandy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If yah right leg was thanksgivin an yah left leg christmas, perhaps I could meet yah between the holidays.
2006-07-09 06:32:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favourite saying is when somebody who is ugly calls you fat.All you say is "I might be fat,you are ugly,but atleast i can go on a diet"Ha-Ha
2006-07-09 06:49:46 · answer #5 · answered by phoenix 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u laugh because im different, i laugh because ur ugly!
its not the boys in my life its the life in my boys!
the more people i meet the more i like my dog!
2006-07-09 06:39:41 · answer #6 · answered by bubbleboos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its better to regret the things youve done in life than not to have done them at all.
something like that anyway.
2006-07-09 19:57:16 · answer #7 · answered by delboy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Headmaster suspended for using large faced child as sattelite dish"
2006-07-09 06:31:57 · answer #8 · answered by Falcone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shut that hole in your face hahahhahhah oh i duno its off a movie and i found it funny
2006-07-09 06:33:38 · answer #9 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No pain no gain!!! - i have had that said to me ssooo many times, lol. will never forget it
2006-07-10 14:20:48 · answer #10 · answered by Kath 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋