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If he knew it would cause an injury then does he have a good enough reason to undo his flies and let it out?

2006-07-08 23:12:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Etiquette

What if he is wearing a blue suit and red hotpants?

2006-07-08 23:22:58 · update #1

..And a big "S" sign on his chest.

2006-07-08 23:23:35 · update #2

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That would be a good reason not to wear tight pants but not an excuse to expose himself....

2006-07-08 23:17:20 · answer #1 · answered by R 2 · 0 0

Yes, definitely. While he's admiring the startling profile of his erection/tight pants combination he may fail to notice that he's walked into traffic directly in front of a Bud Light delivery truck.

2006-07-09 02:40:38 · answer #2 · answered by nelliewax 2 · 0 0

only if he humps up against a woman with a large rump and tight pants and she's got something sharp tucked into the back pocket. Smiddy recommends that such men avoid this practice.

2006-07-08 23:16:54 · answer #3 · answered by Smiddy 5 · 0 0

absolutely if he is driving or operating a jack hammer. however on the occasions this has happened to me if i couldn't get my pants off in time the zipper is the first break or it just blasts a hole in my jeans even if there loose fitting jeans.I recall having sex with a 23 year old virgin I had to apologize If i knew she was still a virgin i would have taken more time. she said next time I'll take off my pantyhose.....

2006-07-09 00:43:59 · answer #4 · answered by rogerjimerson 2 · 0 0

No.

Don't be stupid.

Even the largest penis will behave.

Injury - are you kidding me?

The only injury for a penis is if it is inappropriately displayed and somebody bites it off.

2006-07-09 00:18:13 · answer #5 · answered by Temple 5 · 0 0

You did not fall for that old line, did ya?

He may have been fibbing about penile fracture, but the restraint offered by clothing should have provided the necessary ability to prevent it.

2006-07-08 23:23:50 · answer #6 · answered by Wyld Stallyns 4 · 0 0

NO... Keep his pants on and his fly closed..indecent exposure can be a real problem with the society in a whole.

2006-07-08 23:16:34 · answer #7 · answered by teddybearloverus 4 · 0 0

Yes. It is often fatal. That is why there are so few men left who are well endowed.

2006-07-09 00:11:16 · answer #8 · answered by pieter U3 4 · 0 0

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2006-07-09 02:55:24 · answer #9 · answered by rhapsda 2 · 0 0

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