Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided them their food.
Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top of the tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.
One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I can't believe my eyes. There is a girl out there floating in our direction."
The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said. "I think you're hallucinating and you've finally lost your mind."
But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a naked blonde woman, face up and totally unconscious.
The two lawyers went over to her, dragged her up on the beach, and discovered, yes, she was alive.
One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this island for months now without a woman.
It's been such a long time. Do you think we should, ... you know, ... screw her?"
The second lawyer, asked, "Out of What?"
hehe check ya later♥
2006-07-08 22:00:00 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ugh you mean i have to explain it i'm 15 and i got it the first time...lawyers screw people over and the first one was talking about sex and the second one was talking about taking stuff from her ugh! check ya later ♥
2006-07-08 22:05:20 · update #1
Kool , Funny as hell !! you got good stuff. Check this out :
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"
2006-07-08 22:04:26 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahehe look funny
2006-07-08 23:25:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that Hyphon is probably a lawyer.
That's why he doesn't get it!
2006-07-09 22:01:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i believe u told this already. Good joke though.
2006-07-08 22:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dam those lawyers. lol.
2006-07-08 23:08:00 · answer #5 · answered by Louis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sry but i dun get it
2006-07-08 22:03:51 · answer #6 · answered by Hyphon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2006-07-08 22:41:55 · answer #7 · answered by sudjenni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kool!!! its good one
2006-07-08 22:17:55 · answer #8 · answered by ashi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
COOL!!!!!!
2006-07-08 22:07:05 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. Clean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋