2006-07-08 21:45:40 · 26 answers · asked by ~Fatally~ 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
kaka90250
Sorry hunny, I dont even smoke.
2006-07-08 21:48:50 · update #1
Jesus might of been 'Immaculately conceived' but God still stepped on Josephs toes some how to make Jesus his son,
2006-07-08 21:51:41 · update #2
And how do we actually no Jesus is God's son, did they do a Paternity test? Did God just claim Jesus as his son or did Mary just say Jesus was God's son just to make herself famous??
2006-07-08 21:53:17 · update #3
Yup PARA I am confused, thats why I dont believe,
2006-07-08 21:55:29 · update #4
Well if you know your history then you'll no Jesus wasnt the son of God he was a prophet untill Emperor Constantine decided to change the books to make him the son of God, This is just one of many theories,...I'm not trying to 'stir' just trying to understand!!
2006-07-09 10:42:08 · update #5
I always wondered how god would rate in bed. I mean, how big is his schtick? How many times did she come? Did he leave right away, or is he a cuddler?
And poor Joseph...sloppy seconds??? What did he do to deserve that!
2006-07-08 22:01:26 · answer #1 · answered by sebek12345 2 · 3⤊ 5⤋
Actually Joseph and Mary weren't married yet - read the beginning of Matthew carefully and you'll see this in Chapter 1 and verse 18 - they were pledged to be married but not yet married. In Jewish culture - at this time - this was almost as good as married - minus the living together and sex - which is why in the next verse it says that Joseph intended to "...put her away quietly as not to embarrass her". The Bible even says that Joseph didn't have sexual relations with Mary until after Jesus was born even though they did get married soon after she became pregnant - this is found in Matthew 1:24-25 "...they had no union until after she gave birth to a son". So no God didn't have an affair with Mary and no He didn't fornicate with her either if that is your next question because He didn't have sexual relations with her - He simply "...made her with child through the Holy Spirit." If you take a moment to read the 2 or 3 paragraphs that describe Jesus' birth all of this will become clearer! :) You can also find accounts of His birth in the beginning chapters of Mark and Luke.
2006-07-09 04:57:37 · answer #2 · answered by desmartj 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This was a special time as Mary was chosen for her beauty and then the child was made perfect genetically. I wonder if the God at that time was dating Mary. What can you do in Judea on a Saturday night. Joseph was a nice man and obeyed the angels advice to marry anyhow.
2006-07-09 04:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Mary was a virgin, had never had sex. God sent His son down to be born as a human being (John 3:16) and it's hard to comprehend, because He's really part of the Holy Trinity, the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. They are like different parts of a whole. It's kind of hard to grasp the concept.
2006-07-09 04:50:42 · answer #4 · answered by Therealmsred 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually they were polygamists. The show big love is really based on the whole God, Joseph, Mary thing.
CuiriousCat--whoa joseph is the son of mary? Now thats a scandal!
2006-07-09 04:48:37 · answer #5 · answered by evil_kandykid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where on earth did you get that idea!!! Joseph is the son of Mary. The chosen one. Mary was chosen by God to get pregnant without any human interference! this is possible for GOD, since he created Adam from NOTHING to a BEING! GOD is one and HE is FREE of all WANTS!
2006-07-09 04:51:27 · answer #6 · answered by CuriosCAT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In this world actually there is a evidence which cover the fact and blind the eyes of Evey one from the power of God , affair is not the cause of reality behind all these is a the power which need no reason.
2006-07-09 05:30:39 · answer #7 · answered by Saeed Mustafa F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you're a little confused. Read the Book of Luke in the New Testament, or, the next time they have a Christmas play in your community, go watch it. This question can be, quite, easily answered, when you take the time to read the account.
2006-07-09 04:52:09 · answer #8 · answered by para 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is a DJ and after playing a set 1 night that Mary was at they went home together,
2006-07-09 04:57:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
SEE, thats why jesus is not the son og God, but was miraculosly born without the need of the father, he did not claim he was the son of God, because its writtem in a corrupt book (the bible, which keeps changing)
2006-07-09 17:41:40 · answer #10 · answered by just someone 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is blasphemy. Joseph would have been proud to have the mesiah as his son, evenif he was really God's son. You are just trying to stir things up. The real quetion here is, Why? Your faith is your own and other people faith's are their own. Let it be.
2006-07-09 06:07:10 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋