Something like "Wish in one hand, sh*t in the other-- see which one fills up first." Or like "You can rank me to the dogs and back, but I'll never lose the hard on I use to f*ck your mother with".
I've got a character in a novel who says things like that and I'd like a fresh one. Thank you.
2006-07-08 21:09:28 · 5 answers · asked by Reno 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Vulgarity is optional.
2006-07-08 21:17:38 · update #1
in the 20's a Texas ranger was sent to Borger Texas, a oil boom town to take care of the corruption. he first went into the town without his gun or badge. looked at the peoples finger nails. he then went back in with gun and badge and picked up all the people with clean nails. he figured if your fingernail were clean in a boom town you had to be a criminal. took them out of town and said "don't get me wrong I'm not telling you you can't come back to town, but if you do I'm going to kill you". another one "it's a dime, I,m generous and being nice so I'm giving you double the price so you can f*** your wh****** mother twice." hope this helps
2006-07-08 21:31:39 · answer #1 · answered by biggun4570 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you don't know what your own character says, why are you writing the book?????
2006-07-09 23:06:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With brains as sharp as cotton balls.
2006-07-09 05:31:52 · answer #3 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... you're dead."
AGH HATE HATE HATE
2006-07-09 04:13:03 · answer #4 · answered by Wesley B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You can only kiss so much *ss before someone farts in your face."
2006-07-09 10:29:51 · answer #5 · answered by }pixie{ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋