2006-07-08 20:48:54 · 26 answers · asked by cynthia 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
it's her way of telling me what she had for lunch
2006-07-08 20:52:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Your Mom most likely farts in your mouth because she doesn't like creeps like you. I am 100% positive she is the only Mom on the planet who does this.
2006-07-09 03:54:55 · answer #2 · answered by 420Linda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, that's gross and, speaking as a mom, I'd fart on your head not in your mouth and most definitely not while you are sleeping.
2006-07-09 04:24:08 · answer #3 · answered by shawonda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would your mom be in your room when you sleep unless she's checking on you, and that takes what? Five seconds? lol.
2006-07-09 05:01:42 · answer #4 · answered by Wala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably the same reason my dog licks his butt after my wife's left overs to get the taste out of his mouth
2006-07-09 05:08:40 · answer #5 · answered by John K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, That's your mom and your mouth there, s h i t breath!
2006-07-09 03:50:30 · answer #6 · answered by Jimmy Pete 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats her way of giving you a kiss
2006-07-09 05:55:28 · answer #7 · answered by beer_pharts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm sounds like you have a naughty MOM
2006-07-09 03:52:12 · answer #8 · answered by Stars-Moon-Sun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have a screwed up mom! She did a good job!
2006-07-09 03:51:27 · answer #9 · answered by ~brigit~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you are sleeping at the bottom of the bed.
2006-07-09 03:54:25 · answer #10 · answered by Marialana 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what kind of warped mind comes up with a question like that?
2006-07-09 03:53:08 · answer #11 · answered by Trapshooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋