Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclusive club had made a pact.
When one dies, they agreed, the others will lay $5,000 each on his coffin so he'll have some spending money in the after life.
Well, one day the professor passes away. At his funeral the three friends took turns going up to the coffin and paying their respects.
The doctor was first, laying 50 $100 bills inside the casket.
Next was the businessman, tearfully placing his $5,000 cash next to his deceased friend.
Then the lawyer approached the coffin ..... wrote out a check for $15,000 ... laid it in the casket, and picked up the 10 grand in cash.
2006-07-08 20:16:05 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Koool !
Clean Nice Family Table Joke !
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2006-07-08 21:31:44 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh. haha! Thats great. lol. Totally something a lawyer would do. Well, not always, but still... the stereotypical outlook of an lawyer... yeah. lol.
2006-07-09 03:48:06 · answer #2 · answered by jo_elizabeth2009 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice sounds like something I would do!!! I figure if he could cash it he could spend it.
2006-07-09 03:33:44 · answer #3 · answered by trouble comes a knockin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I should've become a lawyer!!! he he let him cash it at HSBC - hell branch: check ya later ⥠â â£
2006-07-09 03:32:20 · answer #4 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... thats why you dont want lawyer friends
2006-07-09 04:11:08 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was the lawyer jewish?
2006-07-09 03:29:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I should be so smart!
2006-07-09 03:21:09 · answer #7 · answered by Write Brain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha 7/10
Cheer's
2006-07-09 03:20:25 · answer #8 · answered by ♠Mike♠ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its good
2006-07-09 03:41:19 · answer #9 · answered by isopropyl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one...
2006-07-10 00:48:41 · answer #10 · answered by $~~BrOKeN~~$ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋