Good jokes?

Question

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.

She picked a little boy to do the first test.

She blindfolded him, put A Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, “Do you know what it is?”

“No, I don’t,” said the little boy.

“Okay, I’ll give you a clue. It’s the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work” the teacher said.

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, “Spit it out! It’s a piece of as$!”

any others

Answer 1

Johnny invited his mother over to his apartment for dinner and his mother inquired about his female roommate. Johnny and the roommate said they were just roomies. About a week later, Johnny's roomie told Johnny that the silver gravy ladle had been missing since his mother had been over for dinner. Johnny wrote his mother a letter and said, "Dear Mom, I'm not saying you did or didn't take the ladle, but it's been missing since you came for dinner." A few days later, Johnny gets a letter back from his mother that reads:
Dear Johnny,
I'm saying that you and she are or are not sleeping together, but if she WAS sleeping in her own bed she would have found the gravy ladle.
Love, Mom

Moral of the story: Never lie to your mother!

Answer 2

A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."

Answer 3

There is only one joke here, the one that you told.

This is not a question, just somebody telling a joke.

I had a good one ready for you, but you weren't asking for jokes.

Sorry. One joke per question is enough.

Answer 4

one day a teacher asked her class to tell her what they did during the weekend using grown-up words.

a kid raised his hand and said,'i went to go visit my nana.' the teacher said,'no, you went to go visit ur GRANDMA.'

another kid raised his hand and said,'i took a ride on a choo-choo.' the teacher said,'no, you took a ride on a TRAIN.'

another kid raised his hand and said,'i read a book.' the teacher said,'thats great! what book did you read?' so he thought...and thought... and finally, he took a deep breath, puffed out his chest, and said,'winnie the sh**!'

Answer 5

Hey ladygator1031, your joke was funnier than the question/joke.

Answer 6

Funny!!

Answer 7

i like this one, almost like my friends having a convo about bawls(energy drink)

Answer 8

If a fat kid falls in the woods, do trees laugh??

Answer 9

nice . i liked others too

Answer 10

koooool