If you were standing up to your neck in dog crap and someone threw a bucket of sick at you would you duck?
2006-07-08 17:20:21 · 18 answers · asked by dave_e_wood 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Some people do have trouble handling rhetorical questions don't they! Anyway, given the situation, I'd raise my hands and turn my head, there's just something about instincts that say no you don't duck your head into the doggie doo.
2006-07-08 20:21:06 · answer #1 · answered by quikzip7 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
If the dog had loose motion, the crap would be smooth, and with the greasy crap on my hands, why duck, just touch the buket,
it would just slither pass on my slightest touch.
2006-07-09 04:35:07 · answer #2 · answered by bharat b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only complete idiots would stand up to the neck in Dog crap.
They would be so mentally challenged they would be incapable of making any decision.
2006-07-09 02:57:50 · answer #3 · answered by CurlyQ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah...anything that comes my way...I think it will be natural for me to not just stand up and say hey....COME I WOULD LOVE TO GET TOTALLY EMBARASSED...but if u didnt duck dont feel bad...I mean things happen....just turn it into a joke and laugh about it dont beat yourself over it...not 1 single person in the world is perfect...only GOD
2006-07-09 00:24:52 · answer #4 · answered by MKLS 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you mean "IF"?
We already are up to our necks in it, and there is more arriving all the time
2006-07-09 01:13:42 · answer #5 · answered by The Lone Gunman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure what is worse face in dog poo or face in sick!
2006-07-09 00:45:16 · answer #6 · answered by blondebirdcrazy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would turn my head (by the way, how did I get in this situation?)
2006-07-09 09:26:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no because if I ducked, my head would go in dog poop
2006-07-09 00:25:32 · answer #8 · answered by GravityGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever but when you get out of there PROMISE me you'll take a bloody bath!
2006-07-09 14:55:57 · answer #9 · answered by Delgado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have my hands up, to defend against that possiblility.
2006-07-09 00:48:16 · answer #10 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋