2006-07-08 17:15:19 · 27 answers · asked by wanting more of the father 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You can buy some Jesus toast on eBay! you can buy enough to satisfy your hunger
2006-07-08 17:18:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dedicate to reading/studying your bible more and more intensely each day. Pray all the time, ask for anything in line with the Holy Spirit's wishes. find a church that teaches that the only way to Heaven is by faith in Jesus alone, and not by good works.
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www.joycemeyer.org
2006-07-09 00:23:59 · answer #2 · answered by aguyinthewoods 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hungry for him eh? They serve Jesus Chili every Tuesday and Thursday at Applebee's. Or you can take the more conservative route and just go to church on Sunday. You can eat his flesh and drink his blood. Yes, you'll be a cannibal, but it's worth it for a free meal of Jesus. I've eaten him once or twice.
2006-07-09 00:21:27 · answer #3 · answered by Landon H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF you are serious, let me share this with you: read your Bible everyday and before you read, pray and ask Jesus to help you understand. There are the ten commandments we as christians abide by. Find a good bible believeing Holy ghost filled church and start going. There will be someone there that will pray with you and help you, I don't know where you live but if you live anywhere around John Hagee's church in Texas or Paula and Randy White's church in Florida, I would recommend you go there
2006-07-09 00:26:10 · answer #4 · answered by Ellie Grace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A BIBLE Thumper is "in the House".
The WORD of GOD (JESUS) is in the BIBLE. Those are just word's of Ink on Paper till the HOLY SPIRIT make's them ALIVE.
If you are Born-Again, then READ all you can in the BIBLE and the HOLY SPIRIT will make those WORD's come Alive, and YOU will have more of JESUS in YOU. You will have more LIFE in YOU. You will have more resistance to SIN in YOU. Keep on READING till you get HOME (HEAVEN), then you'll have a GOOD Head-start on enjoying GOD in Heaven, and they won't have to teach you as much from the Git-Go when you get there. Pray too! That will get JESUS in you TOO! Hope this helps.
2006-07-09 02:18:56 · answer #5 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You miss something else in life. How about some volunteer work in the name of Jesus. He would like that much more than prayers and praises to him.
2006-07-09 00:23:57 · answer #6 · answered by sheba 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could suck a Catholic Priests $%@&. That would probably save some alter boy from being molested, and you could get all the beautiful salty Jesus cream you want.
2006-07-09 00:20:35 · answer #7 · answered by Batman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say a prayer with me> We thank thee Father for the gift of water that cleanses, for the air that we breath, the earth on which we grow and for the gift of nature that nutures. But above these splendid gifts, Father, we thank you, now and always, for the Divine gift of our Adorable Heavenly Brother Jesus Christ. And to those things seen and unseen, those things known and unknown, we so too thank thee. Accept our blessings Father, as we accept yours, for now and for always.
2006-07-09 00:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by Uncle Obi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You name could leave you open to all sorts of comments, especially with questions worded like this. Was it deliberate? If it was, be a little less subtle, the 'christians'didn't get it. If not, wait until you are older. The church has recognised your vulnerability and brainwashed you.
2006-07-09 00:25:51 · answer #9 · answered by Nemesis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat a Savior sandwich
2006-07-09 00:20:18 · answer #10 · answered by DaPunk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read the Bible,Pray and spend as much time with him as you can and you will grow closer.Have you been baptisted with the Holy Spirit?
2006-07-09 00:25:26 · answer #11 · answered by pumpkin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋