The water was frozen but the idea is there and so I performed a miracle.Will you now worship me?
2006-07-08 16:47:12 · 22 answers · asked by EasterBunny 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"I say onto you all that I have walked on water.For water when cold becomes ice and ice becomes water and ice is water.So shall it be that I have come forth and walked upon this and have done this." Bunny Book 16:2
2006-07-08 17:01:27 · update #1
Yes I worship you. Lol
2006-07-08 16:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by Atheist Eye Candy 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Great, now all you have to do is find someone to crucify you. After you die, you'll need to rise from the grave. Make sure at least 500 people see you. That way they will be willing to give up everything they own and even die. That's right you have to be convincing enough that your followers would rather die than stop following you. Find someway to be taken up to heaven in front of a very large crowd on your way out. Oh that heaven part might be a problem. Well just do your best. When you get there you can try to convince them about how great a person you were. Yeah, did I forget to mention that what God thinks is more important than what we think. OOOPs sorry. Anyway its a good thing you've lived your whole life without a single sin.
That way......... Oh sorry. well maybe we better rethink your plan
2006-07-09 00:00:14 · answer #2 · answered by unicorn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, you think you're witty?
.. not. You are merely using a form of sarcasm, which really isn't what anyone else needs around here.
To answer your question, however, water that is frozen is technically referred to as ICE, so no. You did not walk on water, you walked on ice. Therefore, you did not perform a miracle, and people will not worship you.
2006-07-08 23:58:19 · answer #3 · answered by miinty3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh, no, did you die on a cross for everyone and save us? I highly doubt it. Jesus did, hence the word Savior.Also the water was FROZEN, therefore becoming a solid and we walk on solid ground everyday therefore it wasn't a miracle, exactly. I don't mean to be rude, sorry if it appears that way, have a nice day!
2006-07-10 03:18:29 · answer #4 · answered by Jaryn, Keeper of the Night 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It seems to me that people focus on the miracles of a person to confirm their divinity but we always overlook the fact that it is only SAID that they did the miracle. Truthfully, all religions have miracles in them, so either they are all right or all wrong. I think that you must focus on the teachings and the insight that person gave to us and judge from that, not miracles.
2006-07-09 00:14:58 · answer #5 · answered by ddiscostu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now feed 5000 with five loaves of bread and two fishes AND have baskets left over. Everyone eats well.
Cal me when this is accomplished
2006-07-08 23:52:14 · answer #6 · answered by n9wff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you didn't walk on the water, you walked on the ice and they are different that is why there are two words for it and also different from physical point of view.
2006-07-08 23:55:47 · answer #7 · answered by Omary 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you were ice fishing and caught a few fish, and fed thousands of people.
2006-07-08 23:52:12 · answer #8 · answered by Swede 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have 12 homies you can pursuade to be your loyal followers? Maybe you could bribe them with beer and Cheetos.
2006-07-08 23:50:52 · answer #9 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmnn ... I too walked on frozen water eb ... in the shoes of the fisherman ... with a loaf of bread in my creel no less ... and I've even skied barefoot on it too, once it thawed out a bit ... can ya' top that? ... on your feet or on your knees ...
2006-07-09 00:01:33 · answer #10 · answered by Mau 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Horse feathers.
2006-07-08 23:51:35 · answer #11 · answered by Red neck 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋