2006-07-08 15:51:31 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Non-Alcoholic Drinks
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-08 15:55:47 · answer #1 · answered by Nc Jay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
2006-07-09 15:08:41 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris!!!
2006-07-08 17:23:09 · answer #3 · answered by Zachariah D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-08 15:56:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-08 17:27:29 · answer #5 · answered by Tamara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as would chuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.. hope that answers your question.
2006-07-08 15:56:18 · answer #6 · answered by late_sleeper35 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
37 cords of wood an hour would be able to be chucked by a woodchuck if the woodchuck could chuck wood, however if you wanted it stacked also you would need two more woodchucks.
so 1 woodchuck could chuck 37 cords of unstacked wood per hour or 12.3 cords of wood chucked and stacked per hour. so if you are thinking of opening a woodchuck chucking wood business i would go with atleast three woodchucks to be able to chuck enough wood to make a nice profit.
2006-07-09 02:26:53 · answer #7 · answered by daniel_97202 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess, if the woodchuck were a real thing (which I'm not sure of) it would chuck as much as it needed to survive. Maybe it'd chop it's self a house , but if it didn't need that, then maybe it would eat it...Not sure...
2006-07-08 15:55:29 · answer #8 · answered by aj64wutup 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AS MUCH WOOD AS A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOULD!
2006-07-14 16:02:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much wood could a woodchuck chop if a woodchuck could chop wood a woodchuck could chop as much as he could chop if a woodchuck could chop wood.
2006-07-08 15:56:16 · answer #10 · answered by annapat16 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋