Yo mama, blonde,any
2006-07-08 15:30:51 · 11 answers · asked by Melanie Einalem 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well i know a joke :
one day there was a boy that was on his way home from the park and suddenly it stated to rain with thunder and everything. the mom worried went to look for her son. when she was just a block away from the park she saw her son walking but she noticed something weird: every time that there was a lighting strike the boy would look up and smile. finally the mom called her son and out of curiosity she asked: son how come every time there was a lighting strike you looked up and smiled? and the son said. because god kept taking pictures of me
hope you like it
2006-07-08 15:42:40 · answer #1 · answered by la_lover24 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A wife answers the door bell and a man asks her, "Lady, do you have a vagina?" and she slams the door shut. The next day the wife answers the door bell and its the same guy and he asks her, "Lady, do you have a vagina?" and she slams the door shut.
The woman tells her husband about the guy and he says he will stay home from work the next day and this time she should tell the man she has a vagina and see what happens. The door bell rings, the woman answers the door, the man asks, "Lady do you have a vagina?" to which she says, "Yes, I do."
The man then tells her, "Well then tell your husband to make use of it and stay away from my wife."
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A man tells his Blonde wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
2006-07-08 22:34:48 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
New Rules In Hell
A man dies and goes to Hell, where he is greeted by the Devil.
The man looks around and sees no fire or people being tortured, nothing uncomfortable, and asks, "where is all the horrible things that Hell has to offer me? I might as well get started now".
The Devil says, " Things have changed down here".
He asks the man, "Do you like to drink alcohol?"
"Oh, Yes!" replied the man, with a big smile.
"Well you are in luck", Says the Devil, "because on Mondays there is drinking all day, anything that you want"
"Wow, that's sounds great", the man says.
"How about sex? Do you like sex?" the Devil asks.
The man replys, "Love sex, just never could get enough".
The Devil replys, "Well we will take care of that little problem, we have sex all day on Tuesday".
The smile continues to grow wider on the mans face.
He is then asked if he had any homosexual tendancies.
"Absolutely not!", he says emphatically, "I can't stand queers!"
The Devil smile at him and says, "You are really going to hate Wednesdays then."
2006-07-09 03:11:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay I have a riddle for ya...
theres a mother and her 2 daughters and a father and his 2 sons,a cop and a prisonier...u have to cross the lake in a boat that only fits 2 at a time...now the mother cant be left alone with any of the 2 sons,the father cant be left alone with any of the 2 daughters and the prisoner cant be left alone with anyone but the cop...how do they get across?
2006-07-08 22:35:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was once a couple who were at it thier first time. the guy was just abt to move into her and suddenly a bumbee went in! the couple got scared and took the lady to the hospital.
'hmm, one of us will put some honey on our d!*K and try to take this guy out.' the doc said.
he asked the husband if he had any problems if the doc did it. the husband was fine with it and they proceeded.
'Whts going on?' the husband asked after few minutes, getting anxious.
'ahhhhhh... change of plans.. i am gonna drown tht guy instead!'
2006-07-08 22:40:47 · answer #5 · answered by mirchi girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if ur looking 4 a fun 1 ... if a bum can make a cigarette out of 5 cigares buts howmanny can he make with 25 cigaret buts?
4 the answer comment me on my ? its a tuff 1
2006-07-08 22:36:11 · answer #6 · answered by brab-bo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat she went to the doctors in high heels and came back in flip-flops....or
yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house...
2006-07-08 22:35:17 · answer #7 · answered by TC 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try Einstein's Riddle...tough one indeed
2006-07-08 22:32:42 · answer #8 · answered by Killy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have u tried the japanese river riddle? its kinda tough. this is one of the many places u can find this game http://www.ebaumsworld.com/rivergame.html
thats the hardest thing i have done in a while.
2006-07-08 22:37:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, i`m caucasian my daughters are mexican and the guy who told me this joke is puertorican so please dont think i`m a racist
how do you keep puertoricans from robbing your house???
put a for hire sign on the window???
2006-07-08 23:07:57 · answer #10 · answered by brianlr2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋