My lover wants to do me from behind but I have hemmoroids and suffer from constipation, I have to to take stool softners just to have a decent poop. Do you think a 72 yr old woman with hemmoroids can safely enjoy this new form of love making? How do I know that I wont loose bowel control and give my young lover of only 30 yrs of age a chocalate popsicle? I dont want to loose him, Please advise?
2006-07-08 15:22:40 · 9 answers · asked by roastbeefin 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Do you honestly think people here are stupid enough to fall for this ridiculous question? Idiot.
2006-07-08 15:26:25 · answer #1 · answered by SweetPiper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are friggin slaying me over here!!! this guy, with the seventy-two year old woman as an alter ego. that's funny stuff. hemorrhoids, correctol and a chocolate POOPsicle. it doesn't get any funnier than that. keep clowning, i think you're hilarious.
p.s. - it's spelled "lose" (as in, "lose the sham") not "loose" (as in "loose 72 yr old caboose"). just one more.... ANAL NOT ANEL.
p.s.s - slowcum3's answer tops the charts!!! way to have a sense of humor. you guy's rock.
2006-07-08 22:26:50 · answer #2 · answered by Friendly Neighbor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk to him about your concerns and if he still wants to and you want to give it a try first try your finger in and then move to a dildo to see how your body reacts.And if you have no problems let him stick it.But work with the dildo a few times.
2006-07-08 22:29:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
come on,this has got to be a fahqing joke. Your best bet would be to get a life, and not waste anyone's time with this ****
2006-07-08 22:28:24 · answer #4 · answered by divisionbell121979 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't do that if I were you. It could make your hemorrhoids worse.
2006-07-08 22:27:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a joke?
2006-07-08 22:26:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would just ask your doc. and if he says its cool...go for it. :)
2006-07-08 22:27:32 · answer #7 · answered by jessdjnick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would help if you could spell ANAL.
2006-07-09 00:01:22 · answer #8 · answered by baby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this can't be true
2006-07-08 22:27:10 · answer #9 · answered by silver wings 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋