there was once a lady who was falling frm a building. she was caught by a german man who was looking out of a window.
'oh thank u! thank u! how can i repay u?' she asked him.
'u will have to sleep with me.' he replied.
'no way!' she said and the man dropped her.
she was once again falling and an american man caught her.
'oh thank u thank u ! how can i ever repay u?? she asked the man.
'sleep with me' he said.
'nno way!' she said and he dropped her. while falling she thought..
'damn! i should hav slept with one of these guy, atleast i would have been alive!
and then a muslim man caught her.
'oh thank u, thank u! no problem, i will sleep with u!' she said,
the man just screamed 'ASTAKFIRULLA*!' and he dropped her.
* it means Sorry God for the mistakes i have made
2006-07-08 15:10:35 · 16 answers · asked by saifali_1993 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg wella this is soooo funny. look at the difference between muslims and germans, Americans.... lmao you must be a muslim yourself right??
2006-07-08 15:25:35 · answer #1 · answered by emily 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the moral to the story is sleep with Americans when you can it could get worse.
2006-07-08 22:17:24 · answer #2 · answered by thatlunatic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cute check ya later â¥
2006-07-08 22:18:39 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give it a seven.
Slightly racist and slightly hateful toward men.
2006-07-08 22:15:40 · answer #4 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's no answer to give to this but i'll take my 2 points
2006-07-08 22:14:10 · answer #5 · answered by deepbushhunter69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i chuckled in my head. only once tho, it was like a "hee" then it stopped.
2006-07-08 22:17:39 · answer #6 · answered by ♥~qkazoo89~♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-07-08 22:39:19 · answer #7 · answered by Expecting a Girl June 5th!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not for me, but maybe for other people.
2006-07-08 22:36:52 · answer #8 · answered by The1andOnly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, i actually got that one, unlike usual
2006-07-08 22:26:08 · answer #9 · answered by belleswan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, that is sorta funny
2006-07-08 22:15:11 · answer #10 · answered by music fanatic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋