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He was staring through my window. Well he said he was jesus anyway. I had no idea he was a pervert.

Sorry I have no question.

2006-07-08 14:41:48 · 10 answers · asked by Moses_Santos_ii 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

i am seriuosly distressed that their is a puerto rican man outside my house claiming to be jesus and all you do is mock me?

2006-07-08 14:46:35 · update #1

remember o.j said that some puerto rican guy was guilty well im sure it was the same guy.

2006-07-08 14:47:36 · update #2

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Did you watch Superman Returns that night??!!??

2006-07-08 14:48:43 · answer #1 · answered by Tim J 2 · 1 0

Actually, it wasn't Jesus. Just a pirate and the flying spaghetti monster reaching out with his noodly appendage.

2006-07-08 21:50:38 · answer #2 · answered by bbdeckard 2 · 0 0

Okay, I'm confused. Was it a vision of Jesus or just you seeing somebody looking through your window?XD

2006-07-08 21:46:43 · answer #3 · answered by Ariel 1 · 0 0

How do you no ti was Jesus? did he speak to you?
I think who you saw was Jesus,(Spanish), Gonzalez!
Hey, he isn't from Puerto Rico, he is from Belize!

2006-07-08 21:46:30 · answer #4 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 0 0

Sorry to hear that...was he holding a rake? hehe I've seen jesus doing yard work around here.

2006-07-08 21:44:57 · answer #5 · answered by merlin_steele 6 · 0 0

I am sorry it wasn't Jesus. He loves you!

2006-07-08 21:45:55 · answer #6 · answered by ds 3 · 0 0

the last time i looked out my window, all i saw was a fat-assed flying cupcake...that spit tobacco.

2006-07-08 21:59:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He is always watching us and knows our every thought, he's omniscient and omnipresent

2006-07-08 21:44:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do you honestly have nothing better to do?

2006-07-08 21:45:09 · answer #9 · answered by carolscreation 4 · 0 0

cool

2006-07-08 21:44:56 · answer #10 · answered by SHELIA S 3 · 0 0

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