My 3rd joke, funny or not?

Question

One Morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched he on the Butt and said:

"If you firmed this up....we could get rid of your control top panty hose"
while this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said:

"you know if you firmed these up..........we could get rid of your bra.
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis---with a death grip in place she said:

"You know, if you firmed this up.......WE COULD GET RID OF THE GARDENER, THE POSTMAN, THE POOL-MAN, AND YOUR BROTHER"

PS.
GET IT?--------------SHE IS SLEEPING WITH THEM BECAUSE HER HUSBAND ISN'T FIRM DOWN THERE.
PS.
ON A SCALE FROM 1-10, WANT WOULD YOU GIVE THIS JOKE?

Okay!!!!!! I guess.......I could just left out the PS/explanation, judging by the responses I received.

guys/gals...........I don't think you are dumb or even think anything negative about you.

but........like myself when i first heard this joke, I didn't get it, that's why I feel the need to have an explanation.

Answer 1

6/7.

jokes are funnier when you don't explain the punch line.

Answer 2

10

Answer 3

4

Answer 4

6

Answer 5

6

Answer 6

6

Answer 7

8

Answer 8

8

Answer 9

8

Answer 10

11

Answer 11

7/10