She tasted just like Corn Flakes with extra sugar..
2006-07-08 13:57:24 · 15 answers · asked by EasterBunny 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No. But, You were a damned fool for eating and not putting it on Ebay and making a few hundred dollars from ..........
2006-07-08 14:04:00 · answer #1 · answered by cat38skip 6 · 14⤊ 2⤋
Well, I think you are OK on this one.
You see, when the original coptic texts were translated into Greek there was no word for the status of a woman in the first year of marriage, such as Mary. In the zealot sect, the first year the man and woman were not technicly married untill the year was done. During this time the woman was known as a "virgin" as it was translated. The couple were not supposed to have sex, untill the completion of the first year, but if the man couldn't take it he was permitted to, well, take it. If he decided to not stay with the woman, if she happened to be pregnant, she would simply be stoned to death, if he intended to stay with her, no problem. So there were a lot of "virgin" births in ancient Judea.
Being that Mary and Joseph are little more than fictional characters invented by scribes trying to gain favor with Rome and seperate themselves from rebel Jews holed up in Masada, while inventing a martyr to gain power over Judea, the christians are just a bunch of idol worshipers who are fooled into following modern scribes who want power over them.
2006-07-08 14:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by vertical732 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not for eating corn flakes. Your a sinner because of the sin in your life.Jesus will forgive them.
2006-07-08 14:05:46 · answer #3 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, its a sin to eat corn flakes
2006-07-08 14:00:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one cares. She deserves to be eaten anyway, for giving birth to a monster and claiming to be a virgin to cover up her insecurities.
2006-07-08 14:01:29 · answer #5 · answered by =_= 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmnn ... well, you're suppose to be eating the 'body of christ' when you take the sacrament of the eucharist and munch on a communion wafer ... so ... try eating some devils food cake and see if you can't become regular again ...
2006-07-08 14:06:09 · answer #6 · answered by Mau 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a moron. This question doesn't even deserve an answer due to the stupidity behind it.
2006-07-08 14:22:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um no, youre just joking and even if you werent, stuff like that is bogus, and even if you are a sinner, Jesus still loves you and forgives you
2006-07-08 14:02:13 · answer #8 · answered by The Q 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a sinner regardless of your tasteless joke.
2006-07-08 14:01:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think your a sinnger, but your not very bright. You could have sold that on ebay for thousands!
2006-07-08 14:05:35 · answer #10 · answered by evil_kandykid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋