2006-07-08 13:25:42 · 47 answers · asked by thoughtsofastranger 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I wouldn't ask anything. I would listen. If Jesus came down right now, I'm guessing he probably knows what I need to hear better than I do.
2006-07-08 13:29:34 · answer #1 · answered by jehovah_nostra 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well Alot Of People Would Ask The Meaning Of Life...Jesus Doesn't ******** Know That! I'd Ask If He Was Gonna Visit Me In Hell And Rail Me.
2006-07-08 13:28:31 · answer #2 · answered by Joey Cuntface 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Jesus, I don't mean to criticize or anything, But does your Dad know what his underlings are doing here in his name?
I mean, who is your HR representative anyway - aren't they supposed to be background checked before entering into service?
I know, I know, let he who has no sin cast the first stone...
I guess my question is, why does God Keep testing my Faith? Is there penalty if I quit the game early? why bother?
Love your work! See You Later. Promise!
2006-07-08 13:31:40 · answer #3 · answered by elymendoza1984 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask him why he spoke in parables instead of real accounts, seeing as everything that jesus says in the bible is a parable to tell a moral story.
2006-07-08 13:27:31 · answer #4 · answered by thirteen_fox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For starters, would your care to have a nice glass of red "Chateau Lafitte Rothchild" wine, accompanied by a superb manifestation of goat "manchego"cheese, olives, and premium crackers?
2006-07-08 13:42:18 · answer #5 · answered by Checo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say why did you create the biggest lie in history? He encouraged one thing that God said to NEVER do: Idolatry (This means worshiping someone other than God) It is one of the 7 Laws and Christians everywhere break it everytime they go to Church and pray to someone who is NOT God.
2006-07-08 13:37:58 · answer #6 · answered by E 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the "Is it time to leave yet?"
I would probably ask Him to not let me have a heart attack, just from being in His presence. Then I'd ask if He would stay with me forever. Oh, and I'd ask Him to sign my Bible.
2006-07-08 13:32:15 · answer #7 · answered by savannah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know it wouldn't be possible but I would like him to save everybody in the world.....but that is way impossible and also like for him to like make the government see that the people in Africa need more money......and churches
2006-07-08 13:36:30 · answer #8 · answered by vickyg_892008 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To finish off all the religious differences in this world, and grant eternal peace to all beings.
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2006-07-09 06:26:55 · answer #9 · answered by Starreply 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask him if he was satisfied with the biggotry and hatred that his followers today have learned from the churches established in his name.
2006-07-08 13:29:13 · answer #10 · answered by cyanne2ak 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋