What do you think about this joke?

Question

A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse enters his room to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr. Jones, I'm only here to wash your face and hands." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands." The head nurse walks by and sees the man getting a little distraught, so she marches over to find out what's wrong. "Nurse," he mumbles, "are my testicles black?" The head nurse whips back the sheets, pulls down the man's pajamas, moves his penis out of the way, has a good look, pulls up the pajamas and says, "There's nothing wrong with them." Frustrated at this, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and asks again, "I said, are my test results back?!"

Answer 1

oh my goodness that is funny. you made my day. thanks

Answer 2

I love that Joke that was funny, what do you think of these jokes


This girl was walking on the sidewalk, and she was homeless. This policeman comes up and asks her where she lives. She says nowhere. The policeman say " then you are coming home with me." So they go home and when they get there, the policeman say " I am going to take a shower. The girl asks if she can take a shower with him. He says no, she says plese, he says no, she says please and he finally says ok by dont look down. Well they are in the shower and she drops the soap, she goes down to get it, but looks up and asks," What is that" the policeman says, "that is my little man." The get out of the shower and he says he is going to bed. She asks him if she can come to bed with him, he says no, she says please, he says no, shes says please, and he finally says ok. Well they are in bed and she asks him if she can play with his little man. He says no, she says please, he says no, she says please, and he finally says ok. The next morning he wakes up and he is in the hospital, and the girl is there by his side. The guy asks her what happened, and she says," While I was playing with you little man, he pissed on me, so I bit him off. Now that is funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! or
what do you think of this joke.

A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers.

The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid.", answered the woman.

"We don't have a maid!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

"Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"

"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."

The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.

The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What?! There's no pool here?" Long pause.

"Uh.. is this 832-4821?"

"No this is 832-4823?"

"oooppps! Sorry I dialed the wrong number!"

That is so funny!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!

Answer 3

7 out of 10. Have heard it before but still pretty funny.

Answer 4

Yes its funny (I give it a 7 out of 10)

Answer 5

Ha that's funny, that's the first good one I've read today! Thank you!

Answer 6

Not bad. Disgusting but funny.

Answer 7

thats a good one. 8/10

Answer 8

yep a real good one buddy made me laugh.

Answer 9

That was very funny. I loved it.

Answer 10

LOL... That gave me a good laugh thx. :)

Answer 11

Lmao. That was funny!!! Thank You for this!!!!